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Yggdriswole

Behold, the Great Tree of all gyms, he holds the 9 realms of Abs-halla

Summary[]

Yggdriswole is the Fractal Tree of Infinite Flexing. He created the Swoleverse and all of it's many champions.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Memetic far beyond the Aleverse

Name: Yggdriswole

Origin: Was born into existence when the first living being ever in the first universe of the Aleverse got ripped

Gender: Manliest male

Age: Pre-dates all currently existing universes and multiverses

Classification: The living personification of Swoleness itself

Powers and Abilities: Swolepotence (Can make anything or anyone including himself as swole or as scrawny as he wants), ABSorption (Absorbs the gains of other people), Creation (Can create swole minions), Power multiplication (Can take protein powder and make himself stronger like Popeye)

Attack Potency: All of it

Speed: Memetic far beyond the Aleverse

Lifting Strength: ALL OF IT

Striking Strength: ALL OF IT!!!

Durability: Memetic far beyond the Aleverse

Stamina: Infinitely infinite

Range: Beyond the Aleverse

Standard Equipment: Protein powder (He also created protein powder)

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (Knows everything that has happened, is happening, and will happen to swole people)

Weaknesses: none, ever

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • F̞̥̱͖̙͕̜̅̇͛͆L͙͔̟̝͐̈́̇E͉͔̫̬̳̘̱ͨ̃͒ͪͪ̑ͫ͢Ẍ҉̗̭͍̤̦: The shockwave of his flex destroys everything in it's path.
  • Return to Swoleness: He absorbs the enemy and they become one with his biceps once more.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

All of the members of the Swoleverse

Notable Losses:

The God Emperor of Neckbeard Kind(Unknown) Emperor's profile (Note: This was True Form Emperor)

Inconclusive Matches:

Obi-Wan (High Ground) Gainobi (With full use of high ground)