Wizards (Punkey Doodles)

“	It's Wizard time motherfucker! FIREBALL!	„
	~ Wizard preparing to end your life...

Punkey-doodles-punkey-doodles-original-audio — Nice Argument... Unfortunately, FIREBALL!!!

Summary[]

"Wizards" are recurring characters in the shorts made by Youtube animator Punkey Doodles. Wizards are magic users who live in a Dungeons and Dragons type world, though it often crosses into modern times and even western times when the joke fits. Wizards have the power to use dozens of different spells, and seem to be able to make up new ones on the spot whenever they need to do so... Wizards often engage in "Wizard Wars", which function as turn-based spell exchanges which continue until one wizard is unable to fight. There are also actual large scale Wizard Wars, which are often extremely violent and terrifying to witness, especially if you are a lower level Wizard caught in the middle of the maelstrom of death and violence! There are also many sub-classes of Wizards... Such as Witches, Divination Experts, Warlocks, Druids, Necromancers, Archmages, and Cowboy Wizards... All of which have their own pros and cons associated with them...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C Physically, At Least 9-A to Possibly 4-B with Spells...

Name: Varies

Origin: Punkey Doodles

Gender: Varies (Can be either Male or Female)

Age: Varies

Classification: Humans, Witches, Wizards, Druids, Warlocks, Diviners, Necromancers, "Promethean Neanderthals", Cowboy Wizards, Magic Users

Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Physical Characteristics, Superhuman Durability, Magic, Weapon Mastery, Reality Warping/Subjective Reality (It is heavily implied throughout the shorts that magic users can just create new spells at will, and many of their spells can warp and twist reality in various creative ways), Immortality (Type 2), Fire Manipulation (With Fireball/Firestorm), Light Manipulation (Bright lights often emanate off of their bodies while they're casting spells), Pain Manipulation (With most spells), Disease Manipulation (Can give people diseases like Testicular Torsion, Attention Deficit Disorder, and Endometriosis), Biological Manipulation/Transmutation (With The Ten Hells, Mend Butt Crack, Tungsten Ball Sack, Defecation Spell, Itchy Bones, Pregnant Spell, Rubber Bones, etc...), Status Effect Inducement (With Manual Breathing and Total Tongue Awareness), Limited Power Nullification (T. T. A and Baby Voice makes Wizards unable to speak, making them unable to cast more spells. Two Wizards seemed to deactivate the effects of being blasted by a Pregnancy Spell), Hair Manipulation (With Instant Brazilian Wax, No Beard, and Too Many Beards), Power Bestowal (Can grant people the ability to talk to animals), Limited Sound Manipulation (With Baby Voice), Creation (With 100 Million Dollars In Nickels. Wizards can also summon Frying Pans, Cars, and whatever else they might need), Energy Projection (With Magic Missile), Electricity Manipulation (With Lightning Bolt, Thunder Spell, Lightning Storm, and The Ten Hells), Weather Manipulation, Telepathy, Limited Precognition (With Divination), Explosion Manipulation (With Blows up Pancakes With Mind, .50 Caliber Magic Missile, and Potion of Perpetual Girth), Water Manipulation (With Permanently Wet Socks), Necromancy (With Command Undead, Wizards can also reanimate corpses to fight for them), Size Manipulation (With Tiny Staff, Teeny Tiny Hands, and Extra Long Pinky Toe), Empathic Manipulation (With Repel Maidens, They All Be Talkin' Shit About You, and Forgive Yourself), Resurrection (Can bring dead people back to life, and can summon/bring undead creatures back from the grave), Technology Manipulation (With Extremely Slow Internet, Locked Out Of Phone, Power Outage During Ranked Game, and Check Engine Light On), Time Travel (One Wizard was able to travel back in time 10 minutes to warn his past self about the future), Existence Erasure (With The Ten Hells and Bombaclatt), Limited Curse Manipulation (One Wizard was cursed with being unable to eat a bagel, many of the spells shown aren't too different from curses if you think about it), Levitation (With Floating Ears), Ice Manipulation (With Frostbite), Temperature Manipulation (With Permanently Warm Pillow), Minor Fourth Wall Awareness and Time Manipulation (With Premature Loop Cutoff), Poison Manipulation (With Poison), Plant Manipulation (With Flower Beard), Memory Manipulation (With Cringe Memory), Limited Telekinesis (One wizard was shown telekinetically lifting a group of small gems, and two others were shown lifting a large gem with the same power), Text Manipulation (Text often appears under the wizards when they are casting spells, one wizard summoned text next to him that another character in the scene was able to read), Danmaku (With Power Word: Scrunch and Thunderstorm), Invisibility (With Bagpipes of Invisibility), Limited Homing Attack (With Boomerang of Infinite Suspense), Summoning (With Ouija Board of Literal Doom), Resistance to Extreme Pain

Attack Potency: Street Level Physically (Should scale to Barbarians, who can kill armored knights with a single attack, can mildly harm other Wizards by striking them with frying pans.), At Least Small Building Level to Possibly Solar System Level with Magic (Can summon Cars and crush people with millions of dollars worth of Nickles. Can kill other Wizards with Fireball and other explosive spells, One Wizard blew the top off of a castle spire with a max damage fireball. A Kobold was shown to be able to cause the sun to go supernova with his magic... Since Wizards have the power to warp reality, they are likely capable of performing similar feats of power at their peak...) Can ignore durability with most of their spells...

Speed: Peak Human, At Least Massively Hypersonic + with Magic (Can casually summon lightning bolts and ground to air lightning...)

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Can lift and wield large missiles as weapons), Possibly Stellar with Telekinesis

Striking Strength: Street Class (Can give other Wizards black eyes by bashing them with a frying pan.)

Durability: At Least Small Building Level (Can survive being blasted by other Wizard's fireballs, one Wizard survived being set on fire, shot with dozens of arrows, and having an Axe stabbed into his side and was relatively unscathed...)

Stamina: Superhuman (Wizards can shrug off the effects of spells like Rubber and Itchy Bones without much hassle, can survive being pelted with arrows, set on fire, and stabbed with an Axe without seeming to feel any pain at all...)

Range: Melee Range normally, Varies from Tens of Meters to Interstellar with Weapons/Spells...

Standard Equipment: Various types of Staffs...

Optional Equipment: Two Pistols, Various Staffs and Magic Books, A Glock, Cellphone, A Frying Pan, Crystal Balls, a Honda Accord, Various Magic Books, Invisibility Granting Bagpipes, etc...

Intelligence: Gifted (Wizards are powerful and deadly warriors who have a vast sum of knowledge of magic and spells. Wizard also can have access to more modern weapons like guns and cars, and can presumably use spells powerful enough to destroy celestial bodies. Wizards also have access to various spell books, which can teach them how to use the various painful and deadly spells shown throughout the shorts...)

Weaknesses: Wizards usually say the name of their spells, and/or create a short rhyme to use certain spells... Which can give an opponent a warning before they are hit. (I should note that they don't have to do this, although it's often implied they must do this for certain spells.) Also, if a Wizard is unable to speak, they are no longer able to cast most of their spells. The Sun Nuke Spell will likely kill both the caster and the victim, making using the spell a suicidal endeavor. It's heavily implied in one episode that Wizards cannot wish upon stars or other such gestures of faith as a side effect to gaining their magic...

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Fireball: The most common and popular spell, this attack summons a ball of flame to assault the enemy. This attack can range greatly in size and power, from barely more than a night light, being large enough to engulf a humans torso, to even being large enough to blow the top off of a large castle spire. This attack can also be used as an ultimate self destruct move when the wizard has no other option, showing that this attack is one of the wizards most powerful ones when used at its full potential...
Firestorm: A blast of powerful flames, basically the same as Fireball, but with better range and spread...
Magic Missile: A basic magical energy blast, this move can be spammed and does decent damage, though is weaker than Fireball...
.50 Caliber Magic Missile: A literal Cruise Missile... The benefits speak for themselves...
Lightning Bolt: A basic lightning bolt spell, can also be spammed and is likely one of the Wizards faster spells...
Lightning Spell: A more powerful variant of lightning bolt, which presumably summons multiple bolts at once...
Lightning Storm: The strongest electric Spell on record, this attack summons thunder clouds which rain lightning bolts onto the battlefield. this spell also allows the user to shoot lightning bolts from both thier hands and their eyes, making this one of the more visually eye catching spells that Wizards can use...
Poison: A simple poison spell, unlike most spells, this one can be leveled up... As shown by the one wizard who had a level two poison spell. however, it is unknown to what level the spell maxes out at or how much damage it does...
Frostbite: A spell which can freeze people for a short period of time, not much more to say about this one...
Testicular Torsion: A powerful spell which causes the medical disease testicular torsion... Which causes the testicles of the victim to curl in on themselves, causing incredible pain and risking permanent damage to the wizards balls. Although often derided by other Wizards, this spell's effectiveness should not be looked down upon...
Mend Butt Crack: Another powerful spell, and one with a more positive rep amongst Wizards. This spell erases the 'crack' in a person's behind, making it impossible for them to poop. If not reversed, this would eventually cause a slow and painful death through the rupturing of the intestinal tract...
Defecation Spell: A spell created by the appropriately named "Pants Shitter Magician", it forces the victim to void their bowels in their trousers... Imagine using this spell in combination with Mend Butt Crack... Absolutely psychotic...
Manual Breathing: This spell removes the victims ability to breath instinctively, forcing them to put conscience effort into breathing... The downsides to this go without saying, having to tell your body to breathe sucks...
Drunk Spell: This spell either makes you drunk, or simulates the feeling of being drunk. this one of the few spells that had been shown to stack, and the only one that can be used without actually uttering the spell correctly (even just saying mindless gibberish causes the spell to work correctly), making this one of the more spammable spells in the series...
Instant Brazilian Wax: A spell that forcibly removes the hair on a victim's genitals. This spell works really well against hairy opponents like Sasquatches, Woolly Mammoths, Big Cats, and Werewolves...
No Beard: Deletes the enemies beard from existence... Santa Claus, Leopold 2nd, and Karl Marx's worst nightmare!
Too Many Beards: The complete opposite of the above mentioned spell, this spell instead gives the victim multiple duplicate beards attached to the original... Keeping the same style and length as the original beard as well...
Flower Beard: This spell transforms the opponents beard into a bouquet of flowers. How having flowers growing out of your chin would realistically work? I have no idea...
Too Many Thumbs: This spell gives the victim four extra thumbs...
Floating Ears: Causes the victims ears to detach from their body and float right next to their head. despite this, the ears are still functional, so this spell is one of the more tamer ones...
100 Million Dollars In Nickels: This spell does what it says on the tin, it crushes the opponent under a huge pile of Nickels...
Tungsten Ball Sack: This spell either turns the opponent's testicles to steel, which greatly increases thier weight and durability... Or it just makes the victim's balls weigh as much as tungsten. Either way, this spell weighs the victim down, makes it difficult to stand up or do much of anything, and may even result in their testicles getting torn off by the sudden increase in weight...
Iron: This spell summons a large frying pan the caster can use to whack people with...
Rubber Bones: This spell either turns the victim's bones to rubber, or makes their bones act like they're made of rubber... Which turns the victim into a immobile blob of flesh. In real-life, this would instantly kill any normal person, but some wizards have been shown to survive the effects of this spell through unknown means...
Blows Up Pancakes With Mind: This spell causes an explosion, which one wizard used to blow up an Orc's pancakes... What a jerk...
Power Outage During Ranked Game: Causes the power to the victims house to go out during a critical gaming moment, the most terrifying spell a gamer could be cursed with!
Itchy Bones: Another "what it says on the tin" type spell... It makes your bone itchy. Imagine having an itch you can't scratch, that must suck...
Total Tongue Awareness: A sleeper pick for one of this world's strongest spells... This spell makes you completely aware of your tongue, and forces it to pop out of your mouth. This spell makes it impossible for the victim to speak anything but incomprehensible babble, and since Wizards in this world need to (presumably) speak to cast spells, this spell functions as a convenient form of power nullification...
Baby Voice: This spell swaps the opponent's voice with the voice of a baby, making it impossible for them to cast more spells, as well as making them sound super silly...
Mystery Hair On Tongue: This spell summons a hair on your tongue... Yuck!
Command Undead: Does exactly what you'd think, it forces undead creatures to do what you say...
Resurrection Spell: Although not shown how, reviving people from the dead is a seemingly very common factor in this world... To the point where Death treats certain people dying as a friendly visit. This might also be how Necromancers bring their undead creations to life, and bring them back should they be destroyed...
Inexplicable Leg Cramp: Cause a painful leg cramp. Not a fun time... Not one bit...
Repel Maidens: Makes women not want to associate with the victim...
They All be Talkin' Shit About You: This spell makes fellow Wizards talk shit about you, whether the spell is making them do so, or just forcing the victim of the spell to be hyper aware of the other Wizards doing so is left ambiguous...
Cringe Memory: This spell forces the victim to remember a cringe worthy event that happened in their life. This spell would presumably just make up a cringe thought if the victim had no cringe memories in reserve, but let's be real... Everyone has that one memory that makes them go "shit! why did I do that?"
Still Living with your Mother: This spells summons the targets mom to come nag them, does -100 damage against People with no Mothers, Orphans, and Batman...
Animal Translation Spell: This spell apparently requires lots of prep time and making a deal with the Egyptian God Anubis... But as a result, it allows the person the spell is used on to talk to presumably any type of animal...
Big Forehead: This spell makes the opponent's forehead bigger, depending on if they're cool with the Megamind look or not, this spell is one of the least intimidating ones...
Wizard Dance Party: Do I really need to explain what this spell does? Guess... I dare you!!!
Extremely Slow Internet: This spell makes the internet on the victim's phone or computer run super duper slow. Mostly just an irritant, but could prove useful against robotic enemies...
Locked Out Of Phone: This spell locks the user out of using their phone. weather by changing the phone password, or your Google password, is never specified...
Check Engine Light On: This spells screws over the engine of the enemies car. Lightning Mcqueen's worst nightmare!
Endometriosis: This spell causes the medical disease Endometriosis, which causes flesh to grow inside of a woman's uterus, which results in extreme pain among other issues... It's basically the female version of Testicular Torsion...
A.D.D: A magical disease which just so happens to perfect line up with the real life disorder of the same name...
Time Travel: A spell the Wizard can use to travel backwards in time. As for how far they can travel back, and what the effects are if the user is to change anything, are currently unknown. Time Travel man, it never makes any fricking sense!
Premature Loop Cutoff: This odd spell causes the video the Wizard appears in to suddenly end soon after the Wizard casts the spell. On top of seemingly breaking the fourth wall, this spell also manipulates time to a limited extent... Though it' effects on the victim or usefulness in combat are still unknown....
Pregnancy Spell: This spell just makes whoever it's used on pregnant. This spell somehow works regardless of gender, so it works especially well on male victims...
Extra Long Pinky Toe: This spell makes your pinky toe twice the size it would be normally...
Permanently Wet Socks: This spell makes the socks you're wearing wet as shit, making them unpleasant to wear. aside from being countered by sandal and high heel wearers, whether the spell transfers to other socks or not is unknown...
Permanently Warm Pillow: Imagine having a pillow that never cooled down... That's this spell. similar to the above mentioned spell, whether this spell transfers to other pillows or not is completely unknown...
Animal Head Spell: A spell used as a part of "Bitchcraft", this spell allows the user to turn human heads into animal heads like ostriches and frogs...
Turn You Into A Frog Type Shit!: Shoots a blast of energy that turns the victim into a frog...
Glock Spell: One Wizard accidentally turned his wand into a Glock, nearly killing his buddy with a stray round...
Power Word, Scrunch: This spell summons at least 12 magical energy blasts in a circular pattern one by one around the caster, before they fly forward towards the opponent at high speeds...
Bombaclatt!: This spell shoots a small energy ball which just flat out erases the target from existence on contact. It's easily the third most powerful spell that Wizards have access to...
Forgive Yourself: Just a Wizard asking you to stop beating yourself up... Listen to the man won't ya?
Stop Being Mean To Me!: Not really a spell, but it will catch your enemies off guard... Unless they're a psychopath, in which case you might be screwed...
Tiny Staff: Shrinks the Wizards staff in size... Not in that way, you pervert! I meant his wooden magical staff!
Teeny Tiny Hands: Makes your hands the size of small grapes, a very debilitating spell for any who have need of hands... Which is everyone!
Telepathy: Some Wizards can project mental images into thier victims brains, and see visions of the future through divination...
The Ten Hells: The second most powerful spell a Wizard can use... This spell summons lightning bolts, and also cause a variety of curses... These curses range from turning people inside out, causing their tibia to explode, and erasing people from existence. Also, unlike most Wizard spells, which summon a ball of light which strikes the opponent before the effect is caused, this spell is instant and impossible to dodge, making it far one of the most terrifying spells to have to deal with...
Sun Nuke: The Ultimate Spell... This attack is a massively buffed version of Blows Up Pancakes with Mind, only instead of pancakes, you blow up the freaking Sun... Which causes a small Supernova that destroys everything, including the caster...

Note: This is a composite of all Punkey Doodles shorts involving wizard-type characters, unless stated to be an exemption to the format, all Wizards/Wizard like characters are assumed to be capable of the same feats of magic...

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