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Welcome to Paradise, a safe and pure land. Rescued from a desolate jungle of terrible beasts, rescued from the treetops you cower in, rescued by WONKA! And like a fish clings to the water! Or a bird to the skies! You, Oompa Loompa, are MINE! Nothing less, and nothing more. And there is no dream sweeter than that... we're there.

—Wonka brainwashing Lofti and the other Oompa Loompas into becoming his slaves.

Wonkacado

Don't worry... I take GOOD care of my workers...

Summary[]

Wilfred "Willy" Wonka is the main antagonist of the short animated film Willy Wonka Makes An Oompa Loompa by Avocado Animations. This version is a much darker and more evil interpretation of the Amazing Chocolatier from the 1971 film, who is reimagined as a morally bankrupt colonialist who first arrives to Loompa Land under the guise of being a friendly man. He freely gives the natives candy to earn their trust, but when Lofti (the main character of the short) suggests to a village elder (presumably the chief) not to shake Wonka's hand, Wonka retaliates by massacring several of the natives in gory ways... Leading to dozens of the natives being slaughtered, including Lofti's beloved wife and unborn child. Any native who was not killed gets abducted by Wonka and taken through the tunnel featured in the 1971 film. Here, the tunnel is reinterpreted as being a method of brainwashing that Wonka uses to psychologically break them. He fills their minds with lies about their former lives in Loompa Land such as claiming they lived in the treetops rather than houses or were constantly intimidated by ferocious beasts. He also claims himself to be their savior who owns their bodies and souls... Ultimately, he succeeds in breaking them, and it's heavily implied that not only has he done this before, but he will likely continue to do this in the future. Overall, Wonka is easily one of the darkest characters Avocado Animations has ever created, only being rivalled in cruelty by Steve...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-B Physically, 9-C with Weapons, 9-B with Vehicles

Name: Wilfred Wonka, Willy Wonka, Wonka, Mr. Wonka, The Amazing Chocolatier

Origin: Avocado Animations

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (Seems to be a middle-aged adult.)

Classification: Human, Inventor, Millionaire CEO, Slave Master, Colonizer, Etc...

Powers and Abilities: Genius Intelligence, Preparation, Social Influencing (Has a lot of superficial charm, his candy factory is known throughout the world, and is so well recognized that even people like The Queen of England write him letters), Weapon Mastery, Vehicular Mastery (Knows how to drive the various vehicles he owns), Limited Acrobatics (Can stand up straight after performing a front flip), Broadway Force, Plant Manipulation (Created dozens of unique and bizarre types of plants and mushrooms, many of which are Candy/Plant Hybrids, can produce frosting, or even produce edible tea cups with tea inside them), Animal Manipulation (Created a breed of giant Geese that can lay golden eggs), Transmutation and Self Destruction (The Three Course Dinner Chewing Gum causes those who eat it to become giant blueberries, if they're not squeezed of their juice in time, they will explode), Flight (With Fizzy Lifting Drinks and Wonkavator), Water Manipulation (Created a Candy that turns the Users saliva multiple different colors), Organic Manipulation and Temperature Manipulation (Created a car that can spew out soapy water and then flash dry anyone who sits in it), Precognition (Created a machine that can recognize the moral alignment of whoever stands on it, being either good or bad), Illusion Creation, Mind Manipulation, and Memory Manipulation (His Tunnel of Illusions can show multicolored lights, frightening videos, and twisted visions to whomever travels through it. It can also alter people's memories and hypnotize them... Turning them into brainwashed puppets under Wonka's total control), Cloth Manipulation (The tunnel was able to magically replace the Oompa Loompa's tribal outfits with Wonka uniforms), Teleportation, Matter Manipulation, Size Manipulation, and Immersion (Created a device that can split both people and inanimate objects into a million particles, before reassembling them, shrinking them in size, and teleporting them through the set of a TV), Summoning (has an army of both normal humans and Oompa Loompas under his control), Resistance to Water Manipulation (Created an Everlasting Gobstopper, which maintains its shape and flavor not matter how much they're sucked on), and Heat Manipulation (Created Ice Cream that can survive anything from warm sunny days, to flamethrowers, to even nuclear bombs without melting.)

Attack Potency: Human Level Physically (Is a normal, if physically fit human.), Street Level With Weapons (His Cane and Guns should scale to their real-life counterparts), Wall Level with Vehicles (His Wonkavator was able to easily smash through a glass roof, his other vehicles should have similar kinetic energy to a car.)

Speed: Average Human, Subsonic with both Guns and his Wonkavator (His Rifles should be capable of such speed, and his Wonkavator can fly at well over 1000 Miles per hour.)

Lifting Strength: Normal Human

Striking Strength: Human level Physically, Street Level with Weapons, Wall level with Vehicles

Durability: Human Level, Wall Level with Vehicles

Stamina: Average

Range: Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with Cane/Vehicles, Dozens of Meters with Pistols/Rifles

Standard Equipment: His Cane, A whistle, Various types of Candy, his Oompa Loompas...

Optional Equipment: Pistols, Rifles, Fizzy lifting Drinks, Three Course Dinner Chewing Gum, Everlasting Gobstopper, Wonka Boats, Wonka-Mobile, Wonkavator, Giant Geese, Oompa Loompas, etc...

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Is a successful millionaire who owns one of the largest and most successful chocolate factories in the world. He can speak English, French, German, and Oompa Loompa (the latter being implied, since their name means "drowned minds" in Loompa speak.)He has also created dozens of different types of candy, plants, vehicles, and other wacky inventions. Created a flying elevator, edible wallpaper, heat proof ice cream, everlasting gobstoppers, edible dishes and tea cups, giant geese that lay golden eggs, a car that washes and dry cleans you and can shrink in size, and even an elevator that can fly faster than most planes... His most insidious invention being the creepy tunnel, which on top of displaying dark imagery and flashing lights, can also brainwash people, change their outfits, and even remove and alter people's memories...)

Weaknesses: Is a normal human without his inventions. Lacks fighting experience and prefers to let his minions and his machines do the work for him. Suffers from Antisocial Personality Disorder and is extremely sadistic and petty...

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