Summary[]
Weegee is a horrific entity of unknown origin resembling Luigi from the Super Mario Bros series, though seemingly animalistic in nature, he is in truth a heartless and unfeeling monster bent on dominating all of existence and will not rest until he has achieved this goal.
He has already conquered and enslaved countless multiverses into his ever expanding Weegee Army, resistance is futile.
Obey Weegee... Destroy Mario...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Memetic
Name: Weegee
Origin: YouTube Poop
Gender: Presumably Male
Age: 69 haha get it?
Classification: Strange Eldritch Entity, Internet Meme
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Omnipotence, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Toon Force (Through YouTube Poop editing), Fiction Soloing, Cringe Manipulation, Scary Physiology (Just look at him), Meme Physiology and Meme Power, Abstract Existence, Size Manipulation and Large Size (Varies from Type 0 to Type 4), Madness Manipulation (Through the Weegee virus), Mind Manipulation and Transmutation (Controls your mind and transforms you into a Weegee), Immortality (Type 6 and Type 9), Invulnerability, Corruption (Through continued spread of his army and the Weege virus), Chaos Manipulation, Data Manipulation (Can infect computers), Dimensional Travel (Travels across multiverses), Energy Manipulation and Energy Projection (Can shoot incredibly powerful lasers from his eyes and mouth), Fear Manipulation (Self explanatory I mean come on), Explosion Manipulation (His stare can cause people to explode instantly), Dream Manipulation, Plot Armor, Plot Manipulation, Hive Mind (The Weegee Army), Danmaku, Physics Manipulation, Reality Warping, Multilocation, Bodily Weapons (Eyes via Death Stare), Death Manipulation, Teleportation, Transformation (Into Ultimate Weegee), Jumpscare, Argument Invalidation, Author Takeover
Attack Potency: Weegeepotence (Effortlessly solo'd the Spongebobverse. Obliterated Mario by looking at him. Easily defeated Mega Man X, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Son Goku. Infected Morshu with the Weegee virus. Effortlessly defeated Negative Weegee. Described as being more powerful than anything else. A simulation of him looking into a mirror caused world failure and put a person into a coma. Broke out of the confines of the YouTube page and turned everything into Weegee. Capable of infecting your computer with the Weegee virus. Escaped from the internet and killed you in real life)
Speed: Massively Fast (Can casually chase Sonic the Hedgehog)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Memetic (One-shot Kirby with a single kick)
Durability: Memetic (Casually blocked a lazer from Shoop Da Whoop, which can annihilate planets and galaxies. Has a DEF stat of 9000 and is stated to be incapable of being destroyed by any means)
Stamina: Never tires, never rests, only continues to spread his control over all of existence
Range: All of the internet and real life
Standard Equipment: The Weegee Army
Intelligence: He is a member of Mensa, and he has a skyrocketing IQ. He has degrees in Engineering and mathematics. He's also a writer for the natural sciences, technical documents, nonfiction, religion, music, AND software. He's probably the smartest character whose “page” you'll ever look at.
Weaknesses: Unconfirmed, but it is theorized that his reflection could potentially kill him and stop the Weegee virus, but this has never been truly tested and remains just a theory (a Game Theory?)
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Death Stare: Weegee Stares at you and you die instantly
- Weegee Virus: Weegee infects you with the Weegee virus through eye contact, once infected there is no way to escape your fate
- Laser Beams: Weegee fires a powerful death beam that destroys everything in its path
Others[]
Notable Victories:
- Neo (The Matrix)
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Patrick
- Squidward
- Mr. Krabs
- Sandy Cheeks
- All of Bikini Bottom
- Patchy the Pirate
- King Harkinian
- Morshu
- CDI
- CDI Link
- CDI Zelda
- CDI Ganon
- CDI Mario
- CDI Luigi
- CDI Bowser
- Mario
- Kirby
- Pikachu
- Mega Man X
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Son Goku
- Peter Griffin
- All of Fiction
- Your computer
- You
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: