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NEWBORN PORN! NEWBORN!
~ Vukmir's most infamous quote

Summary[]

Vukmir is the God of Serbia and a notable meme amongst the Villains Wiki and Exploitation Film communities. He is a perverted snuff film director but there's more to him than meets the eye. And now I present to you the worst page to ever be made.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 0.69-C | At least 0.69-B | At least 0.69-B | At least 0.69-A | Memetic

Key: Base | Vukgon | Fuky Vuky | Invuktus | True Form

Name: Vukmir Vukmir

Origin: A Serbian Film, Villains Wiki Community

Gender: Male

Age: Inapplicable

Classification: Meme, Snuff Film Director, Rejected from both Pure Evil and Inconsistently Heinous, the absolute pinnacle of exploitation humor

Powers and Abilities: Shock Value Physiology, Shit Writing Physiology, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Teleportation, Telekinesis, Telepathy, Vibration Manipulation, Plot Manipulation (Can create new plots for his 'art'), Immortality (Types 1, 2, 3, 4 & 9; Will always be back even if you kill him), Social Influencing, Energy Projection, Forcefield Creation, Regeneration (Mid-Godly), Biological Manipulation (Can magically make anything give birth), Life Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Madness Manipulation (Drove Milos insane), Sound Manipulation (Can shout really really loud), Gravity Manipulation, Reality Warping, Spacial Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Martial Arts, Fire Manipulation, Electricity Manipulation, Light Manipulation, Curse Manipulation, Enhanced Sight, Extrasensory Perception (Can see things while filming that others cant), Clairvoyance, Magic, Emphatic Manipulation, Morality Manipulation (Throws morality out of the window whenever he creates something,), Cosmic Awareness, Creation, Void Manipulation, Matter Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Physics Manipulation, Large Size (Type 0, has a large dick), Death Manipulation (Can instantly make anybody die of cringe) | Same as before but to much greater extents | Same as before but to much greater extents | Same as before but to much greater extents | Same as before but to much greater extents, plus Nigh-Omniscience (Aware of everything happening on the Discord server), Nigh-Omnipresence (Exists as a recurring meme throughout the Villains Wiki Community and used to be able to instantly manifest himself on the Discord servers by merely mentioning something bad happening to an infant), Beyond Dimensional Physiology, Large Size (Type 11), Acausality (Type 5), Intangibility, Transduality (Type 2), Transcendant Physiology, Regeneration (High-Godly) and Conceptual Manipulation

Attack Potency: Low Fuckerverse level (Threatened to consume the Omniverse with his porn, effortlessly defeated Adrian Clements (Duo-Franchise) | At least Fuckerverse level (Comparable to Zorthenport in terms of Narm, killed Nekrozoth by making him die of cringe) | At least Fuckerverse level (Stronger than before, fought Banban!Sans and won, severely damaged Cum Sans) | At least High Fuckerverse level (Consumed all of the Extraverse with his porn and threatened to go even higher, beat the shit out of Satan (Hazbin Hotel Journey to the Light) and Melhazar (Hellbound)) | Memetic tier (Is practically a meme in the Villains Wiki community and is one of the most notable ones)

Speed: Infinite (Can produce a Mahlo's Cardinal amount of cringe in the span of 1 second out of his ass) | Infinite (Faster than before) | Infinite (Faster than before) | Immeasurable (Travels through time through mere speed to arrive at destinations to the point he's capable of completely dodging notice) | Nigh-Omnipresent (Exists as a recurring meme throughout the Villains Wiki Community and is able to instantly manifest himself on the Discord servers by merely mentioning something bad happening to an infant)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Low Fuckerverse level | At least Fuckerverse level | At least Fuckerverse level | At least High Fuckerverse level | Memetic tier

Durability: Low Fuckerverse level | At least Fuckerverse level | At least Fuckerverse level | At least High Fuckerverse level | Memetic tier

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Standard melee normally, Outerversal with abilities

Standard Equipment: His servant and homie Rasa, a filming set that he can materialize out of nowhere

Intelligence: Supergenius (Keen and observing, always coming up with new plots and ideas for his works. Said to of crafted an omniversal rape machine for one of his films)

Weaknesses: Fails to be able to be taken seriously most of the time and barely even amounts to burning garbage in the most common scenario. Can be instantly wiped out if his opponent sics Mathrus on him, which will also reverse anything he's done in the past week. Will be guaranteed to lose if you call enough authority and law enforcement services.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

That one newborn (Speed was Equalized)

Nekrozoth (Armored Studios Franchise) (Vukgon was used, Nekrozoth immediately died of cringe the moment Vukmir entered the battlefield)

Adrian Clements (Duo-Franchise) (Speed was Equalized)

Banban!Sans (Vuky Fuky was used and speed was equalized)

Notable Losses:

Milos (Note: Vukmir was holding back as he wanted Milos to kill him)

The PE Executioner (Got rejected from Pure Evil due to being shock value)

The IH Killer (Was rejected from Inconsistently Heinous after rules against shock value were placed)

Mathrus (Nothing can beat Mathrus, not even any pissed godmode or sue character on this wiki)

Inconclusive Matches:

The Painter (Urbanspook) (They stopped fighting after a bit and then started working together due to their shared views and shock value nature)

Cum Sans (No clear outcome was discernable in what happened in the first minute of the battle)