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My last calc got Humans to Universe level, now its time for other random objects.

Note: I'm only gonna be doing rotation not expansion since then this would be WAY too long.

Particles[]

Electrons[]

They have 9.11 × 10 − 31 kilograms of mass, so putting that in a KE calculator gets us 1.6712369812035E+31 J (Small Planet level)

Protons[]

6.7691094419332E+37 J (Large Planet level+)

So Protons are weaker than electrons, apparently.

Neutrons[]

6.7740739329247E+34 J (Large Planet level)

Quarks[]

1.3589178302501E+32 J (Small Planet level+)

Neutrinos[]

3.2355186434525E+25 J (Multi-Continent level)

Higgs Boson[]

9.041991972016E+36 J (Large Planet level)

So Protons>Neutrons>Higgs Boson>Quarks>Electrons>Neutrinos

Animals[]

Blue Whales[]

They are 150 tons, so putting this into a KE converter gets us 6.0665974564735E+66 J (Galaxy level) or Significantly much lower than Humans.

African Bush Elephants[]

They are considered the strongest animal at 13,000 pounds, though that claims is absolute BS since they are only 2.3848606757021E+62 J when you put it into a KE calculator, so yeah, suck it.