NOTE: This calculation is meant to be a sarcastic joke for wanking the Hellaverse and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Calculation[]
This calc was good for speed, but not for AP.
Let's translate the speed to AP.
The result of the calc was 2934696909553341732.165923934c
Now, time to calculate it:
v=2.934696909553341732165923934×c
With c=2.99792458×10^8m/s, this gives:
v=8.797968274×10^26m/s
Using the classical kinetic energy formula (since relativistic physics breaks when v>c):
KE=1/2 mv^2=0.5×70×(8.797968274×10^26)^2
v^2=7.741437423×10^53 KE=35×7.741437423×10^53=2.709503098×10^55joules (Solar System level)