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Summary[]

Lord English is some ugly demon who appears at the end of the universe. He's some stupid fodder that opens up with nothing.

Powers and Abilities[]

Tier: At most 5-B. 3-A with chain reaction

Name: LE

Age: 5 years old because he used to be one

Origin: Homestink

Gender: Male

Classification: Mindless Fodder

Powers and Abilities: The ability to be stupid enough to open up with punching and kicking.

Attack Potency: At most Planet level (Aradia strangled him). Universal with chain reaction (Would slowly but surely destroy a universe)

Speed: Unknown ("Already here" is an obvious hyperbole, and Homestuck states that no one can be SoL despite this statement getting contradicted so hard)

Lifting Strength: Never seen lifting, so must be shit tier

Striking Strength: Unknown (Killed fodder with blows)

Durability: At most Planet level (Fodders could harm him)

Stamina: Got tired after killing fodders

Range: Standard Melee

Standard Equipment: His fist and feet

Intelligence: Dumbass

Weaknesses: A LOT

Note:

Lord English isn't tier 1, let alone tier 2, and don't attempt to upgrade him, and here's why.

Genesis Frogs are 3-A and nothing higher. It never shown to have it's own space-time continuum, already knocking down tier 2. 2-A Genesis Frogs are a big no, because Calliope stated that they have all universes within them only when in good health, which is never shown in the story. Even then, 2-A isn't valid because Homestuck has never shown to have infinite universes despite the fact that Jade and the official wiki speak otherwise, let alone the whole entire MS Paint Adventures series having infinite timelines Even though Pickle Inspector split himself ad infinitum and each went into a different timeline, at max it would be 2-C because MSPA as a whole has show to have a few universes. English doesn't scale regardless

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