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Summary[]

When Cool Cat was young, he lived happily with Mama Cat and his biological father, Papa Cat. This was all changed when Papa Cat was lynched by an angry anti-furry mob, causing Mama Cat to move away from the area with Cool Cat and hook up with a man named Derek Savage, who protected the Cat family with his firearms until Cool Cat became powerful enough to take Derek's place.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 9-C, possibly 7-B, 5-B with explosions

Name: Derek Savage, Daddy Derek

Origin: Cool Cat Saves the Kids

Gender: Male

Age: 57

Classification: Human, stepfather, zoophile

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery (Over firearms), Martial Arts, Sound Manipulation (Can play his Van Helen guitar without it being plugged in) and Explosion Manipulation (Shown here)

Attack Potency: At least Street level (Can fight on par with the coronavirus, and has multiple weapons on this level), possibly City level (Should be comparable to Pre-Ascension Cool Cat), Planet level with explosions (Casually obliterated the Earth). Memetic with copyright strikes (Intimidated I Hate Everything, who confidently challenged Logan Paul)

Speed: FTL (Fought with the coronavirus

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: At least Street Class, likely City Class

Durability: At least Street level, likely City level

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard melee range, tens of meters with firearms, planetary with explosions

Standard Equipment: Shotguns, sickles, knives, batons, and the Van Helen guitar

Intelligence: Genius (Created the entire Cool Cat brand, and held the biggest award event of 2020, the 420 Awards. Likely taught Cool Cat everything he knows. Skilled in hand-to-hand combat and with firearms)

Weaknesses: Previously misunderstood copyright and fair use, although this no longer seems to be an issue.

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