Joke Battles Wikia


Summary[]

An admin on VBW, and the only one to reach 10K edits b****es! OH! And I'm also a universal cat with dreads. You read that right. Came to this site to support my bro. You know who you are.

Powers and stats[]

Tier: Admin Tier

Name: The real cal howard

Origin: College. oh, you mean online? Well, VBW for starters.

Gender: With a name like cal? guess. if you got that wrong, male.

Age: between 17 and 21. You have a 1/4th chance of getting it right. Apparently I can't do math...

Powers and abilities Peak Human Characteristics (even if I do say so myself), Enhanced Senses (cuz I'm a cat), Super vs debating, Superhuman Kirby wanking, Superhuman chat blocking skills (but will never get do it unless its a joke), Emote adding (via begging Ryu or Cross)

attack Potency: Universe level (Got the streaky the Supercat page back up), Admin level (is an Admin)

speed: Peak Human (I'm a track runner, as you all know by now)

Lifting strength: Laptop Class (Threw his laptop so hard that it exploded when his Kirby upgrades were denied)

striking strength: Class gj (Because every frickin profile I make winds up there for some reason)

Durability Omniverse level+++++ (Can be confident about comparing myself with the creator of wikia without getting blocked)

Stamina: High (Exists on sites like this one for hours. AKa doesn't go outside)

range: Below Human level (Only needs to reach his keyboard)

Standard equipment: A 3DS to play Pokemon and create more BS profiles.

Intelligence: High, despite not knowing basic math or how to capitalize, because somehow, I made mod position.

Weaknesses: Can't capitalize (Seriously. The username is The real cal howard instead of The Real Cal Howard. WtF, me?). DBS. Cronus from Saint Seiya. Administrator position. Yukari

Others[]

Notable Victories:

The editing System (Got 10K edits without ever having access to all the profiles on VBW)

Ryukama (Made him admit that he's his little figurative brother from another mother)

Thebluedash (Finally acknowledged him)

Notable Losses

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot (Shut down his Kirby upgrades. Twice)

Ryukama (Yes. He's both a win and a loss. Made him admit that Wonder Woman loses to Goku and can kick him in chat)

LordAizenSama (Kicked him on chat once) (Outdated, as he outranks LAS now)

Yukari (Beat him in a hunt OVO)

Inconclusive Matchups

Dreadlocks (They're long, but beautiful)