
“ | I am canonically a pedophile | „ |
~ The Skibidi Kink |

“ | Just because i'm a woman now doesn't make me less of a pedophile | „ |
~ Skibidi Queen |
Summary[]
The Skibidi Kink is the version of The Scarlet King used in r/whowouldcirclejerk. One of the lowest wretches inhabiting the pecking order, the Kink looms under the order, waiting and praying to reverse it once and for all, an event certain never to happen. Also his page here has been sent to hell. (from like, the bible)
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Low 💩 Tier | Low 11-C
Key: Usually | Theoretical peak
Name: The Scarlett Kink, The Skibidi Kink, Skibidi King, Skibidi Queen, The Anafraudula
Origin: r/whowouldcirclejerk, SCP Foundation
Gender: Unknown, possibly Male, Female as The Skibidi Queen
Age: Unknown, Adult as Skibidi Queen (I think)
Classification: Weak-Ass 'God' / 'Goddess', Red Guy, Pecking Order-Switcher (in theory)
Powers and Abilities: Ultimately Weak (as the only being below the pecking order, The Skibidi King has unwillingly broken the bounds of weakness, becoming infinitely weak as a result. the lower limits of his weakness is not known to exist.), Small Size (Type 9), Subhuman Physical Characteristics, Nonexistent Physiology (Scaling down from Fodderine. The Skibidi King isn't actually real, but was made up by some racist br*tish "person".), Pecking Order Manipulation (Can (theoretically) switch the pecking order, causing weak characters to become strong and vice versa.), Plot Manipulation, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Invisibility (Can become invisible to the readers by being in his -CN branch form, as powerscalers don't know how to read Chinese) Reverse Regeneration (Highest-Godly; if impacted at all by anything, the Skibidi kink's body, mind, soul, history, place in the narrative, etc. are completely erased forever. Kept into existence before any fights by -0% of Batgos' power.), Memory Manipulation (Too weak to be remembered), Partial Dimensional Manipulation (Can materialize in 3-D space, although doing so kills him instantly)
Attack Potency: 💩 Tier | Low Low Hypoverse level, likely far weaker
Speed: Below Immobile (Downscaling from Kratos) | Below Average Human level
Lifting Strength: None | Below Average Human level (Strength of a hydrogen atom)
Striking Strength: None (pretty much) | Below Average Human level (Strength of a hydrogen atom)
Durability: Below Average Human level (has the Durability of a Quark.), likely far weaker
Stamina: Unknown, likely Below Average
Range: None, possibly Negative? (don't ask me how that would work) | Below Standard Melee Range
Standard Equipment: None Notable
Intelligence: Genius (Said to be smarter than John Doe), Dumbass in combat (takes no W's)
Weaknesses: Pecking-Order reversing hax negated by Batgos' existence/non-existance.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Pecking Order Reverse: Makes weak characters strong and strong characters weak. Has never been used, and never will be.
- It may not even work on himself as he is said to be below the pecking order.
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Notable Losses:
Batgos (r/whowouldcirclejerk) (x∞)
Intimidation Man (r/whowouldcirclejerk) (got scammed out of all his money[1] and was tricked into fighting Batgos)
107% of all fodder on the wiki
Inconclusive Matches:
The One Below All (eternal stalemate given that neither can die faster than the other)


- ↑ ...Wait he somehow had money?