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"Impressive, you've made me use 5% of my power" - Probably what he was thinking in this moment.

Great Other

Summary[]

The Night King was one of the most important characters in Game of Thrones, until the writers just decided to make Arya kill him, ruining 8 seasons of build up to a battle between him and Jon Snow.

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Powers and Stats[]

Tier: No-Scope Dragon+ | Garbage

Name: The Night King, Frosty Darth Maul

Origin: Game of Thrones

Gender: Hes not called the Night Queen

Age: 10,000+ years old

Classification: Other, White Walker, Big Disappointment

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weather Manipulation (Can call forth storms of ice and snow.), Ice Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Immortality, Necromancy, Turning babies into White Walkers, Resistance to Fire, Extrasensory Perception (But not extra enough to detect Arya before she gets within striking range lol.)

Attack Potency: No-Scope Dragon+ (No-Scoped Viserion from far away like a fucking badass.) | Garbage level- (Somehow couldn't kill Arya Stark.)

Speed: Immeasurable (Reacted to Arya so fast it didn't even make sense.) | Snail speed- (Didn't notice Arya drop her dagger because hes stupid.)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Dragon+ level (Threw a spear with so much force that it one-hit-killed Viserion like a boss.) | Massively sub-human- (Couldn't kill Arya because hes weak as fuck.)

Durability: Invincible+ (Tanked dragonfire, which was capable of killing him, seriously how the fuck did he do it.) | Wet Paper- (His armor couldn't stop Arya's knife attack.)

Stamina: Unknown

Range: No-Scope Range+ (Threw a spear at a dragon flying many meters away and hit it like a total champ.) | Human- (Failed to attack and kill Arya until she was right behind him.)

Standard Equipment: Ice Spear

Intelligence: Unknown | Negative IQ (Held Arya for a few seconds and allowed her to kill him.)

Weaknesses: Arya teleporting behind him and stabbing him in a hole in his armor that didn't exist before

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Ice Spear: Throws an Ice Spear at super speeds and no-scopes a fucking dragon.
  • Blizzard: Summons a blizzard that does fuck all.
  • White Creation: Raises his arms and creates Whites.

Key: Before the end of S8E3 | At the very end of S8E3

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Viserion

The Wall

Drogon and Daenerys

Theon

Notable Losses:

Arya Stark

Euron Grejoy (Despite being a noscope grandmaster, he pales in comparison to the legendary noscope god of Kings Landing)

Inconclusive Matches:

Jon Snow (Don't expect this on to ever have a conclusion)

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