Summary[]
Exactly what the title says.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Meh | At least Absolute Fucking METAL!
Name: Intro 1 | Intro 2
Origin: Iron Man (1994)
Gender: Male | Testosterone Factory
Age: 25 | 24
Classification: Opening
Powers and Abilities: Average Physical Characteristics, Average Quality Manipulation (Does it's job fine I suppose) | Badass Manipulation, Power Bestowal (Made the show fucking awesome), Muscle Manipulation/Generation (Made Tony so fucking ripped, even his armor got a six-pack), Hair Manipulation (Causes anyone who watches it for too long to grow a beard), Age/Biological Manipulation (Made every little kid's balls drop, even if they were girls), Metal Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation (Gave the the concept of badassery a physical form)
Attack Potency: Meh (Did it's job as an intro ok) | Pure 90's Hardness (The very embodiment of 90s hyper-masculinity)
Speed: Average (Can get out what you need to know about the show in a fairly short amount of time) | Maximum Acceleration (Made your heart pump at 1000000% capacity and caused you to develop an Adamn's Apple the size of an actual apple before you could even realize)
Lifting Strength: Average (Managed to lift a fairly mediocre show from 1994 through to 1995) | More shredded than Hulk and Thor combined (Just looked at his abs. They've literally left an imprint on his suit!)
Striking Strength: Meh Class | Molding Molten Metal with your Bare Fists Class (Let's be honest, he probably doesn't even need the hammer in the video)
Durability: Lazers Level [Unaffected by the ten million lasers Mandarin throws around in it alone (The show is even worse in that regard tbh)] | Untouchably Irrelevant (The only metal that could properly contain it is adamantium, which should put it's durability at this level)
Stamina: Up to a minute | As long as the hype lasts, which is to say, forever
Range: TV range | Slightly greater TV range
Standard Equipment: A SUIT-case...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH? | 45 thousand kilograms of pure MAN MEAT, a suit that can change into other cooler suits, a hammer thing
Intelligence: Meh (Is pretty dumb, but still not as dumb as the rest of season 1) | Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist and fucking bodybuilder
Weaknesses: Being just a meh | Being too short (then again, there is this)
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Your femininity (Any traces of it were wiped away) (Note: Only season 2)
Your balls (They dropped, even if you don't have any) (Note: Also only season 2)
Notable Losses:
It's replacement (Note: Only season 1)
Inconclusive Matches: