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The Infinity Jaeger

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Summary[]

A Reddit thought experiment gone horribly wrong: what if we took two Jaegers, made them pilot an ever bigger Jaeger and kept going until we ran out of people on Earth.

The result? This monstrosity.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 3-A | At least 2-B | -1

Key: Realistically | Using the Theory's Assumptions | With the power of Memes

Name: The Infinity Jaeger

Origin: Reddit

Gender: None

Age: Several years (probably)

Classification: Ultimate Superweapon, Meme Machine, Giant Robot

Powers and Abilities:

Resistance to:

Same boosted to an enormously greater level, along with:

Same but wanked to enormously greater bullshit through the power of memes, plus:

Attack Potency: Universe level (Ends up being 1.1x10^52 meters tall, which for perspective's sake would mean that an average universe like ours would look like an atom compared to a star ten times bigger than our Sun when put against the Jaeger) | At least Multiverse level (The theory assumes the Jaeger ignores our temporal dimension and becomes a threat to the entire multiverse) | Beyond Omnipotent (While not enough of a meme to breach actual Memetic Tier, its notoriety easily makes it this strong)

Speed: Massively FTL+ (If it moved comparatively normally to regular Jaegers from its own perspective, it would be capable of crossing 3.9x10^35 light years in under 3 seconds) | Massively FTL+, possibly Immeasurable (Theory states it would pose a danger to the entire multiverse just by moving) | BIG Speed (So practically beyond Omnipresent)

Lifting Strength: Universal | Universal, possibly Immeasurable | As much as it wants (Far bigger than existence, or nonexistence, or most things really)

Striking Strength: Universe level (Can kick with the force of 3x10^176 universes exploding) | At least Multiverse level (Capable of destroying said many universes) | Lol level

Durability: Universe level (Is millions of times bigger than a normal universe) | At least Multiverse level (Again, is this big) | Big Boi level (Much large)

Stamina: Superhuman (Runs on nuclear energy within its reactor core, which has been upscaled from the original Gypsy Danger and should presumably last as long as the original)

Range: Universal | At least Multiversal | Low Internet (Isn't that popular of a meme, but it's still pretty widespread in the VS community)

Standard Equipment: Blade, Plasma Cannon, Elbow Rockets and Nuclear Core (Probably)

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Possesses the collective intelligence of every single person on Earth, along with presumably an uncountable number of computers.)

Weaknesses: If one Jaeger is taken out, it will presumably create a chain reaction that will destroy the machine (Though one would have to travel through thousands of universes worth of plating just to get to the first layer of the Jaeger). Since all the pilots need to synchronize their minds for it to work, taking out even one of them can potentially break the telepathic link and make the mecha much harder to control (Though it can keep fighting)

Gallery[]

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Who Can Defeat The Infinity Jaeger?

Others[]

Victories: EVERYONE ELSE

Losses:

Superman Prime 10 Billion (Superman who spent 10 billion years in the Sun)

Inconclusive:

Elder Bill Sailor Scout Galactus God Super Saiyan One Million while he's in the Avatar State

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