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Summary[]

The Human Race are the main protagonists of The Real World. They're simultaneously the dumbest, smartest, weakest and strongest creatures on Earth.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 5-B to 3-A

Civilization Type: Post-Industrial Civilization

Name: The Human Race

Origin: The Real World

Classification: a bunch of dumbass people who make up a bunch of dumbass governments

Kardashev Level: Type 0

Age: 5100

Population: 7.8 billion

Territory: 10% of the land on Earth (95% of the population inhabits a total of 10% of Earth)

Technology/Abilities: Spaceflight (Humans have the ability of rudimentary spaceflight, however they have not sent a manned mission further than the moon), Technical Flight (Humans possess many different types of aircraft), Preparation (The human race would benefit immensely from having time to prepare before an attack), Explosion Manipulation and Radiation Manipulation (With nuclear weapons), Poison Manipulation and Paralysis Inducement (With several types of chemical weapons), Disease Manipulation (With biological weapons), Acid Manipulation (With various acid weapons and pollutants), Sleep Manipulation (With tranquilizer darts and sleeping gas), Purification (Types 1 and 3. Can heal status effects and other conditions), Fire Manipulation (With firebombs and molotov cocktails), Water Manipulation (With water cannons), Sound Manipulation (Various types of sonic weapons use sound to injure their targets), Light Manipulation (Various types of objects use light for either peacetime or offensive purposes), Hacking, Data Manipulation, Technology Manipulation, and Limited Information Analysis with computing technology, Fragrance Manipulation (With perfumes and other cosmetics), Smoke Manipulation (With smoke bombs), Heat Manipulation with various materials that can give off massive amounts of heat, Ice Manipulation with various freeze sprays, Magnetism Manipulation With magnets, Energy Projection with various weapons, Electricity Manipulation (With Tesla guns), and Homing Attack (With various heat-seeking missiles)

Attack Potency: Planet level (Pollution is slowly killing the Earth) to Universe level (Jesus Christ, a human, is an extension of God, who created the universe)

Power Source: Oil, gas, hydroelectric, wind, nuclear, solar, tidal and geothermal

Industrial Capacity: Globally, hundreds of thousands of humans are born each day, and tens of thousands of assorted weapons are produced every day

Military Prowess: Globally, there are 20.5 million soldiers, 14,485 nuclear weapons, hundreds of thousands of warships, fighter planes, land vehicles, and hundreds of millions of assorted handheld weapons

Weaknesses: We're idiots

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