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You mean you never heard the story of the... Hash-Slinging Slasher? Most people just call him the Ha-AAAHH!!! Because that's all they have time to say, before he... GETS THEM! Years ago, at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like you... only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting thee patties... it happened. He cut off his own hand by mistake! And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula! And then, he got hit by a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance...

Summary[]

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The Hash Slinging Slasher is a ghost story told by squidward to try to scare spongebob in the episode graveyard shift.

Squidward creates the character of the "hash-slinging slasher" in order to scare SpongeBob as a form of entertainment during their 24-hour night shift.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-A

Name: The Hash Slinging Slasher

Origin: Spongebob Squarepants

Gender: Male

Age: Undead (Exists as a ghost)

Classification: Ghost

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics,Fear Manipulation,Non-Corporeal (Exists as a ghost)which is a spirit),Supernatural Powers,Murder Skills,Cooking Skills

Attack Potency: Athletic Human Level (Was said to have murdered people who have seen him)

Speed: Normal Human

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Athletic Human Class

Durability: Athletic Human Level

Stamina: High

Range: Melee range

Standard Equipment: Spatula

Intelligence: Unknown

Weaknesses: Nothing notable

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