Summary[]
The Fortune Teller used to be a random nobody in 2hu, until he decided to commit sudoku and become one of the most controversial characters in Touhou history with his untimely death from Reimu Hakurei.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 💩 | Oceanly Manly
Name: The Fortune Teller, A Literal Nobody, One of the Rare Males of Touhou, Fortuno Atellurus
Origin: Touhou: Banned Books
Gender: Male (YES. A MAN. IN TOUHOU.)
Age: As old as Banned Books
Classification: Male 2hu, Fortune Teller, Controversial Figure, Sage of Manliness, Conservation of Masculinity Practitioner
Powers and Abilities: Sucking at everything but committing sudoku to restore honor to himself | Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Fortune Cookie Creation, Fortune Manipulation, Wish Granting, Manliness by virtue of Conservation of Masculinity in Touhou, Noncorporeal, Immortality (Type 1, 3, 5, 8, 9, now forever exists as a living idea in the Touhou fandom), Regeneration (True Godly), Fandom Manipulation, Fanon and Canon Manipulation (Is a Touhou character)
Attack Potency: 💩tty asf (A literal nobody) | Oceanly Manly level+ (As per the Conservation of Masculinity, he is one of the most masculine characters, as his manliness is so deep it cannot be measured with any means. His power was such that it triggered Reimu, even. His mere presence is enough to warp the entire Touhou franchise and fandom.)
Speed: Below Average Human Class | Omnipresent (His death was spread across the entire Touhou fandom. He exists wherever there are Touhou fans that actually bother to keep up with the latest print works)
Lifting Strength: He can't even lift | Lifted the weight of the entire Touhou Fandom upon his death
Striking Strength: Doesn't know how to punch | Infinite
Durability: Paper Tier | Absolute (Survived being killed by Reimu to live on as a monument as one of the most controversial figures in Touhou history, being one of the only characters to be killed on the screen, rather than in a backstory. And so as long as Touhou fans bother to read manga like Banned Books, he will live on)
Stamina: None | True Infinity
Range: Melee | Irrelevant
Standard Equipment: None | Everything!
Intelligence: Pretty stupid to be a nobody in a setting with hundreds of characters | Fortuneniscient
Weaknesses: None, because he is too pathetic | Anyone who says that his fortunes are just "Fortune cookie nonsense"
Key: Pre-Ascension | Post Ascension
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Rinnosuke Morichika (Note: This was base Rinnosuke.)
Kosuzu Motoori (Helped resurrect him into his truly manly form)
Notable Losses:
Reimu Hakurei ('Cuz no one wins against Reimu)
Inconclusive Matches:
Rinnosuke Morichika (Note: This was MANnosuke and Post Ascension Fortune Teller)