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Thank you Hypixel.
~ Technoblade


Summary[]

The greatest Minecrafter who ever lived.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Low 7-C with Undead Sword, 7-C with Enchanted Undead Sword | High 7-C with the ember rod | Low 7-B with the Leaping Sword Low 7-B with the Leaping Sword on Enderman | Low 7-B with the Pigman Sword, far higher with Ender Amour Superior Armour, 7-B with Pig Man Sword after reforging with Superior Armor and Potion | Likely Low 6-B , Possibly High 4-C With the Staff of the Rising Sun and Armor of the Rising Sun. High 6-B, Possibly High 4-C with peak equipment with Armor of the Rising Sun

Name: Technoblade

Origin: Youtube and Minecraft and The Real World

Gender: Male

Age: 19-22

Classification: Pig

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Adept Swordsman, Self-Sustenance (Type 2. Skyblock plays don't need to eat food and will never go hungry), Non-Physical Interaction (Can directly damage intangible beings like Ender Dragon), Regeneration (Mid. Can regenerate from several arrows through their skull and can regrow his foot after he lost it on the end island), Statistics Amplification, Magic, Poison Manipulation, Status Effect Inducement, Invisibility, Teleportation, Healing, Enhanced Senses, Water Breathing, Death Manipulation (Via Decay Potion), Probability Manipulation (Via fortune), Portal Creation (Via Portals), Gravity Manipulation (Can slow down their own fall or other entities), YouTube Awareness, Resistance to Fire | Electricity Manipulation with thunderlord, Pseudo-flight With the spider boots and grappling hooks and limited Immunity to Dimensional Travel and Portal Creation (Went to sky islands without having server changes) | All previous abilities | All previous abilities | All previous abilities, Healing with the radiant power orb, Danmaku with the Staff of the Rising Sun, Statistics Amplification, Absorption and Empowerment (His States were boosted by those who fallowed him and was directly given),

Attack Potency: Small Town level+ with Undead Sword, Town level+ with Enchanted Undead Sword (Can one shot Enchanted Undead who can intern one shot him after getting the lapis Armour which allowed him to survive hits that could kill him while wearing vanilla armor) | Large Town level with the ember rod (Can hit for around 1.5 times harder then a fully enchanted Undead Sword) | Small City level with the Leaping Sword (Can hit for over ten times as much damage then the ember rod), far higher with the Leaping Sword with Ender armor and potions on Enderman (Can hit Ender beings for about twice as much damage) | Small City level with the Pig man Sword (comparable to that of episode 5 leaping sword) far higher with reforged Ender Armor and Superior Armor set (can hit for around 1.3 times that of Episode 5 leaping sword), City level with Pig Man Sword after reforging with Superior Armor and Potion (can hit for 3 times that of a fully enchanted episode 5 leaping sword with no armor boost) | At least Small Country Level With the Staff of the Rising Sun and Armor of the Rising Sun (he was able to hit so hard that the displayed damage hit integer limit, 2,147,483,647. The set's increased one's stats based on how many votes they received, Techno receiving 180340), possibly Large Star Level (Fought and did considerable damage to Dante). Large Country Level, possible Large Star Level with peak equipment with Armor of the Rising Sun (Was able to deal 193,365,495,758 damage which is about 20 times more points then Dante at full health)

Speed: Average Human movement speed with Subsonic combat and reaction | At least Superhuman, possible Massively Hypersonic+ (To produce enough energy to kill Technoblade and presuming there's an average weight of 137 lb. the speed he must have been going was 1834795.6 m/s. He has gained outfits that are even beyond it) movement speed with Subsonic combat and reaction speed, and at least Subsonic possible Massively Hypersonic+ flight speed | Superhuman movement speed with Subsonic combat and reaction | At least Superhuman, possible Massively Hypersonic+ movement speed with Subsonic combat and reaction speed

Lifting Strength: At least Class G | At least Class G | At least Class G | At least Class G | At least Class G

Striking Strength: Small Town class+, Town class+ | Large Town class| Small City class | Small City level, City level | At least Small Country Level, possibly Large Star Class. Large Country Level, possibly Large Star Class

Durability: Small Town level+ with Lapis Armour, Town level+ with fully enchanted Miner armor (Was able to AFK on the second to last floor of the deep mines which is full of undead monsters that use to oneshot him) | Town level+ with fully enchanted Miner armor, Small Town level+ via magma cub armor (Should be comparable to the Lapis Armour), Town level with Speedster armor | Town level+ with Speedster armor and water dragon helmet, Small City level with Ender armor on the End Island | Small City level with Ender armor, City level with Superior Armor (Comparable to his attack potency) | Small Country Level, Large Country Level, possibly Large Star Level with the Armor of the Rising Sun (His defense should be comparable to his attack potency) far higher with Yeti pet (can convert damage into defense giving him a massive boost in durability)

Stamina: Infinite physically, Extremely high mentally (Farmed potatos for days on end and refused to stop)

Range: Standard melee range with sword and unarmed. Dozens of meters with bow. Multiversal with dimensional travel and other abilities.

Standard Equipment: Swords, Bows and Arrows, and Potions

Intelligence: Gifted (Created multiple plans to sabotage his rival squid kid to win the potato wars)

Weaknesses: none notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Potion: A consumable item that can be used to give buffs to the player.
    • Healing: Can be used to heal themselves quickly.
    • Regeneration: Increases their regenerative capacities.
    • Fire Resistance: Renders them nigh-immune to fire and heat-related attacks
    • Strength: Increases Damage output
  • Bow: A simple bow weapon. Arrows can be tipped with any of the potion effects mentioned or be turned into "Spectral Arrows", which helps Steve tracks enemy hits by it.
  • Enchantment: Possible boosts applied to Steve's weapons. They can be made sharper, more durable, enable them to produce flames or make them stronger against a specific type of enemy. Enchantments on armor can make it more durable against certain types of attacks or even damage the enemy if Steve is hit.

Key: Episode 1 | Episode 2 to 4 | Episode 5 | Episode 6 to 9 | Uprising Stream + Episode 10

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