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Summary[]

Disclaimer: This is the page is the profile of the player known as Technoblade not his persona online and contains the ability that all minecraft accounts inherently have.

he was not only a minecrafter, he was the best minecrafter who ever existed

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Memetic

Name: Technoblade

Origin: Minecraft and The Real World

Gender: Male

Age: 23 and forever

Classification: Minecraft Player

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Adept Swordsman, Survival Expert, Immortality (Types 2 and 9), Regeneration (Mid. Can regenerate from several arrows through their skull), Non-Physical Interaction (Can directly damage intangible beings like Ender Dragon), Summoning (Can summon a Blazes and other minions), Statistics Amplification, Magic, Poison Manipulation, Status Effect Inducement, Invisibility, Resistance to Fire, Teleportation, Healing, Enhanced Senses, Water Breathing, Death Manipulation (Via Decay Potion), Probability Manipulation (Via Luck Potion), Portal Creation (Via Nether Portal), Gravity Manipulation (Can slow down their own fall or other entities), Electricity Manipulation, Resistance to Death Manipulation (Technoblade neva dies), Higher Dimensional Manipulation

Attack Potency: Memetic (Technoblade is and will be the best minecraft player.)

Speed: Unknown , likely immesurable

Lifting Strength: At least Immesurable

Striking Strength: Irelevant

Durability: Memetic (Superior to any other player)

Stamina: High, infinite in a fight

Range: Standard melee range with sword and unarmed. Dozens of meters with bow. Boundless

Standard Equipment: Swords, Bows and Arrows, Potions, TNT, Wither skulls, lvl 1000 sharpness diamond sword etc.

Intelligence: Gifted, due to being an expert fighter, miner, farmer, architect, blacksmith, alchemist, and many others.

Weaknesses: Has mild autism

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • TNT: An ignitable block of explosives, which can easily kill/harm beings with similar durability to his own.
  • Potion: A consumable item that can be used to give buffs to the player.
    • Healing: Can be used to heal themselves quickly.
    • Regeneration: Increases their regenerative capacities.
    • Fire Resistance: Renders them nigh-immune to fire and heat-related attacks.
  • Splash Potion: A throwing kind of potion that can apply negative status effects or just instant damage to the enemy.
    • Poison: Inflicts a poison which can greatly weaken the enemy, although it cannot kill them.
    • Slowness: Slows down the enemy's movements to a crawl.
    • Weakness: Reduces the enemy's physical strength greatly.
    • Decay: Causes the target to slowly wither and decompose away.
    • Instant Harming: A kind of poison that instantly dishes out damage against the enemy. These damages ignore any armor that the target possesses instead of dealing direct damage to their body.
  • Bow: A simple bow weapon. Arrows can be tipped with any of the potion effects mentioned or be turned into "Spectral Arrows", which helps Steve tracks enemy hits by it.
  • Enchantment: Possible boosts applied to Steve's weapons. They can be made sharper, more durable, enable them to produce flames or make them stronger against a specific type of enemy. Enchantments on armor can make it more durable against certain types of attacks or even damage the enemy if Steve is hit.

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