Summary
Here in my character profile. Just bought this new article on Joke Battles Wiki. Fun to go on it and stuff. But do you know what I like more than online things? KNAWLIGE! That's why I'm a lot more proud of these bookshelves that I needed to get installed than I am of all these powers and stats I have on this page.
Powers and Stats
Tier: Tiers are not the key to success. Just like (insert famous and successful guy) once said; "Worrying about tiers will only lead to tears..."
Name: My name is Tai Lopez.
Origin: Those 4 minute unskippable ads you love so much.
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Classification: A living meme.
Powers and Abilities: I have the secrets to make you successful. All you have to do is give me your money
Attack Potency: My destructive capability you ask? Well I can destroy all of your doubts and fears with my 21 step guide to happiness.
Speed: I can get you closer to success faster than you ever thought possible.
Lifting Strength: "Your spirits will be lifted up by Tai if you buy his program" - Satisfied Customer*
Striking Strength: I was able to strike down my debt and grow a multi-million dollar business with the help of my mentors and I can do the same for you.
Durability: I endured a lot in my life. I wasn't always a profile on Joke Battles Wiki. I used to be penniless and living in a trailer. But not anymore thanks to the methods I can give you to start your business.
Stamina: Above average (I use a stand up desk at work.)
Range: I can drive all over the Hollywood Hills with my new Lamborghini.
Standard Equipment: A Lamborghini, over 2000 books, 5 mentors, 67 steps to success, plenty of fuel units and of course, KNAWLIGE.
Intelligence: Very high. I read a book a day.
Weaknesses: Adblock, pessimists, leaving my rental keys in the shot, people bringing up Elite Global Dating, Zillow.com.
Others
Notable Victories:
729,703 suckers...I mean optimists.
The "Skip This Ad" button.
The Law (Seriously, how did I not get arrested for Elite Global Dating?)
Notable Losses:
h3h3productions