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"This man will never stop his pursuit" You may be able to live for a bit, but he'll make sure you're dead

T-Pose Dedede Phase 1
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"You're already Dededead" No one is immune from Dedede

T-pose Dedede Phase 2
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Summary[]

Ever heard of God? That's basically what he is.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Ocean | You're already Dededead(It is too late. There is nothing you can do to stop him)

Name: T-Pose Dedede

Origin: Who knows?

Gender: It's a fucking guy

Age: Probably of 300+ Lightyears old

Classification: , its a god

Powers and Abilities: After a good 3 minutes, he'll go ahead and erase your existence | Anything, at any time, at anywhere, he can even diagnose you with an incurable gay, no one is immune from Dedede

Attack Potency: YOU DARE QUESTION THE ATK POWER OF A GOD

Speed: YOU DARE QUESTION THE SPEED OF A GOD x2'''

Lifting Strength: YOU DARE QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF A GOD x3'''

Striking Strength: He will not hit you, but merely wait... | YOU DARE QUESTION THE PHYSICAL POWER OF A GOD x4'''

Durability: Might take you a while to get him down, I would say about 18 years... | No matter how many times you hit him, he won't go down

Stamina: He'll go around, following until you those 3 min are up| He will not rest until you've died a slow and painful death at his hand

Range: About a Multiverse or two | Go anywhere you want, I dare you, he'll be there

Standard Equipment: T-Posing

Intelligence: YOU DARE QUESTION THE INTELLIGENCE OF A GOD x5''' 

Weaknesses: He's a punching bag, but he has no weakness if you do not have any means of destroying t-posing pengy mcfluffy fuck here within the 18 years or 3 min | A god such as him has no weakness

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Key: T-Pose Dedede Phase 1 | T-Pose Dedede Phase 2

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