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Summary[]

Swolepig is the third and last of the Guardians of Swoleness. Despite being the presumed weakest of them, he is destined to strike down BIG BULL after he has felled Yggdriswole, in the final battle of Swolenarok.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 0 | Memetic Swolefinity

Name: Swolepig

Origin: Swoleverse

Gender: Pigus

Age: Nearly as ancient as the other Guardians

Classification: Guardian of Swole, Herald of Fine Pork, Literal Capitalist Swine (We don't talk about that)

Powers and Abilities: The SWOLEforce (Directly siphoned from Yggdriswole itself), Superswine Physical Characteristics, Quality Manipulation (Can manipulate the quality of pork to give good and healthy people excellent batches of it, and bad and unhealthy people disgusting McDonald's variants of it), Large Size/Size Manipulation (Like all of his peers), Animal Control (Has command over an entire army of lesser swolepigs), Summoning (Can summon said army at will), Immortality (Type 8 and 10)

Attack Potency: Absolute Infinity (Comparable to the restrained Swolebirbs and Lad) | Maximum WIDENESS (Comparable to True SWOLEBIRB and unrestricted Lad, easily one of the SWOLEST beings to ever exist)

Speed: Likely Omnipresent | Absolute PRESENCE (Blitzed past and transcended the evil ruskis who tried to paint his swolyness as a symbol of greed)

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant | Beyond Lifting (Can carry it's own nigh-limitless GIRTH effortlessly)

Striking Strength: Literally just AP again

Durability: At least Absolute Infinity (It's girth should be about this hard to penetrate...that sounds dirty...) | SWOLE SPAM (It's girthier GIRTH should be even harder to penetrate)

Stamina: Pigfinite

Range: The entire Swoleverse and probably more

Standard Equipment: His stand (no, not that kind of Stand)

Intelligence: Dumb (Is literally pig-headed)

Weaknesses: His intelligence (In comparison to the other guardians, he really isn't much to behold)

Key: Base | At MAXIMUM

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Yggdriswole

Inconclusive Matches:

The Lad