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Superman is an all powerful being who is only weak to alien radiation and supernatural magic. He is not meant to be relatable. He is not meant to lose. While Goku's story is one of a man trying to be the best warrior he can be, Superman's is the story of a god trying to live amongst men. It's not about if he loses a fight, but whether about he's doing the right thing. That's why he stands for truth, justice, and freedom. That's why he doesn't wear a mask. That's why he's called the Superman.
~ Wiz describing his glory

Superman Prime (1)

Superman's ultimate form

Ultimately, Goku vs Superman comes down to a difference of limits and purpose. What happens when you pit a man with the power to break any limits against a being with no limits in the first place? Well, only one has limits to give at all.
~ Wiz explaining why Goku can never win against Superman

Summary

Superman is a godlike being of limitless power who is simply unfit for VS Matches because he is not written to lose. The S on his shirt is the Kryptonian symbol for hope, as in we hope Goku never gets a transformation strong enough to defeat him.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Totally Not Biased

Name: Superman/Clark Kent

Origin: ScrewAttack

Gender: Male

Age: 10 (They grow up so fast)

Classification: Wiz and Boomstick’s lord and savior

Powers and Abilities: Omnipotence, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Super Breath, Arctic Breath, Heat Vision, Flight, Enhanced Senses (Super hearing and vision), Martial Arts (Torquasm-Rao and Torquasm-Vo), Mental Barriers, Healing Factor, Invisibility

Attack Potency: At least Multi-Multiverse level+, likely Limitless (Son Goku would need to draw energy across multiverses to possibly match Superman. His power was directly stated to have no limit)

Speed: Massively FTL+ (Can travel from Vega to Earth in 10 minutes, making him over 1,000,000x faster than the speed of light)

Lifting Strength: At least Infinite, according to a comic scan taken out of context, possibly Immeasurable (Lifted eternity. Now one could say that a measurement of time clearly has no mass and this "feat" is as nonsensical as "bench pressing 3'clock", but how dare you question Superman's power!)

Striking Strength: At least Infinite, possibly Immeasurable (Because striking strength equals lifting strength, duh)

Durability: Invincible (Tanked multiple Supernovas equal to 10 octillion MT. Superman is only weak to Kryptonite and Magic, he is completely incvincible otherwise because he is not meant to lose ignore everything that contradicts these statements)

Stamina: Infinite (he has no limits)

Range: Everything

Standard Equipment: Hilarious outliers, Cherry-picked feats, ScrewAttack’s “accurate research” and Wank

Intelligence: Kal-like (Superman’s too amazing to be considered a god, so the term “Kal-like” was made in his beloved honor.) 

Weaknesses: Kryptonite, Magic, Red Sun Radiation (but is still limitless because reasons.)

Others

Notable Victories:

Super Saiyan Infinity Gogito

Metal Bat (after he approached infinity)  

The Spectre and Living Tribunal with a kryptonite megaverse

Bugs Bunny

The One Above All

Brotama

Korean Dr. Strange (SNL Korea) Korean Dr. Strange's profile

Notable Losses:

Broly (ScrewAttack) Broly's profile (Rigged Broly and Superman Prime One Million were used. Both were at their strongest. Broly had Ikari. Despite having fought Broly, Goku still can't beat Superman. This is because Superman is infinite, and Goku is not)

Chuck Norris

Segata Sanshiro

Muhammad Ali (in a fair fight)

Logic

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