"Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack,can't fret over every egg."


Steven Armstrong is the most handsome, powerful, charismatic, intelligent man on this website and every alternate dimension of this website. He grew up in Texas where he honed his skill's by playing college ball for the University of Texas, not some cushy ivy league school, after this he joined the navy for no fucking reason (but I'm sure it was a good reason), after that he became Senator of the world and pursued his dreams of killing the weak to make room for the strong to rebuild a better world for you and me.

Powers and abilities

Tier: "I'm not one of those beltway meme's, or one of those beyond concept chicken shits, because I have a dream!"

Name: Steven 'Senator' Armstrong

Origin: "Try the University of Texas"

Gender: American

Age: 80 ("80?! little fuck!" Kill's TripleX6)

Classification: Nanomachine enhanced politician

Powers and Abilities: "That one day, every person in this nation will control their own destiny! A land of the truly free dammit! A nation of action not words -- ruled by strength not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around! Where power and justice are in back where they belong, in the hands of the people! Where every man is free -- to think --to act -- For himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers, and these chicken shit bureaucrats! Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American Pride -- fuck the media -- Fuck - all of it! America is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new America will be born! Evolved but unchained! The weak will be purged -- and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit! They'll make America great again!"

Attack Potency"Don't fuck with this Senator"+

Speed: CB+ (College Ball+)

Lifting Strength: "Fuck, all of it!!" 

Striking Strength: Star Platinum x Nanomachines

Durability: Nanomachines, son!

Stamina: University of Texas

Range:  USA

Standard Equipment: Black suit trousers, breakable shirt and tie, adamantium glasses

Intelligence: Outsmarted death itself and then shoved his arm up the man who killed him.

Weaknesses: "I don't write my own speechs"


Armstrong refers back to when he killed Ainsley Harriot but he will forever feel the good ol' rub on himself


Notable victories:

The Mother of All Omelettes (created it)

Vladimir Putin



Death itself

Brolypotence (He fucked with this Senator)

KenpachiPotence (Caught Kenpachi's blade and broke it in two)

Ainslet Harriot (Ainsley was rub-lusted)

Saitamapotence (Saitama punched him thousands of times but Armstrong could adapt to physical trauma)

Goku (Screwattack and FBO) (Armstrong will purge the weak)

Naruto Uzumaki (Downplayed) (another weakling Armstrong purged)

University of Texas (Degree in college ball)

Yang (screwattack) (Can't absorb Nanomachines)

Donald Trump in the 2016 elections (By the mother of all landslides)

WLBY (Armstrong had to do some extra purging that day)

Steve Burnside

Notable losses:

Obama care