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Steve and Alex in combat

Steve and Alex are the two iconic playable characters in the game Minecraft, both being more powerful than they appear and has access to powerful weapons that can easily harm entities around their level. appearing as block shaped humans, steve (the darker skinned man with the blue shirt and pant), and Alex (the lighter skinned woman with orange hair and a green shirt) are of an unknown race (presumably human) of unknown origins of how they got there, although its implied that the player had created the world and placed their avatar within it.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 8-B to 8-A | 8-A to 7-C | High 2-A | | 5-C | Possibly High 2-A | At Least High 2-A, possibly 0

Name: Steve or Alex (The Players name varies between player)

Origin: Minecraft

Gender: Visibly Male (Steve), Female (Alex), However there are canonically no genders in Minecraft

Age: Unknown, depends

Classification: Survivalist | Survivalist | Creator and destroyer | the Player

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman physical characteristics, immortality (Types 2 because they can survive with arrows in their heads and shrug off being on fire, 3 via their regeneration that allows them to regenerate from mortal wounds, 4 via optional resurrection by the player, and 9 as both steve and alex are controlled by the player), regeneration (Mid, can regenerate from multiple arrows in the skull, Possibly Low to Mid godly as they can resurrect as long as they player wants them to, even after being dropped into the void they can completely resurrect without injury, Possibly high godly because even after their world is deleted they can come back into a different world), Enhanced Senses (can hear mobs from a certain distance while mining), Construction, Fourth Wall Awareness (due to them being the player), non physical interaction (can harm intangible beings such as the vex), immortality negation (type 7, can harm Zombies, Vexes, and skeletons), limited self sustenance (type 2, will not lose hunger unless he dashes and jumps for an short period of time), Dimensional Storage (Via inventory), weapon mastery, vehicular mastery (can ride horses and other animals with ease), Cosmic awareness (is the players avatar), resistance to void manipulation (resisted the voids effects and merely resurrected after being dropped into it), pain manipulation (isn't affected by punching a cactus, when asked about this, mojang replied that he hurts in the inside, implying that he doesn't feel pain while punching a cactus) pressure resistance (is unbothered by going to the deepest parts of the worlds and ocean), Time Paradox manipulation (You can accelerate time to Minecraft's final day, once it reaches it's final day, time will begin to go backwards, Steve isn't affected), Corruption/Disease Manipulation (type 2, cannot be turned into a zombie), and heat manipulation (Isn't bothered by Nether's heat, which is so hot you can't even place water on it)


all previous abilities plus Fire Manipulation (via flint and steel and fire aspect), limited Summoning (Can summon a Snow Golem or an Iron Golem depending on the materials they have), Statistics Amplification via various tools, Magic, Poison Manipulation via splash potions, Status Effect Inducement, Invisibility, Teleportation, Healing, night vision via potions, Water Breathing via water breathing potion, Death Manipulation (Via Decay Potion), Probability Manipulation (Via the Luck Potion, and the Fortune Enchantment), supernatural luck (via luck potion), Adhesive Manipulation (via Leads), Empathic Manipulation/Animal Manipulation (can tame animals with the right items), Purification (Type 3. Can cure status effects by drinking milk), Curse Manipulation, Perception Manipulation (Via Nausea Potion and Blindness Potion), Ice Manipulation and Water Walking (Via Frost Walker), Portal Creation (Via Nether Portal), Limited Resurrection (Via Totem of Undying), magma manipulation (via lava buckets), Gravity Manipulation (Can slow down their own fall or other entities'), Electricity Manipulation (Can channel electricity to cause thunder to fall on an enemy when it is raining), Restoration (via Mending Enchantment), Replenishment (via food items), Fusionism and limited transmutation (via crafting table, but can only use when he has materials), limited infinite supply (via infinity enchantment), Water Manipulation (Can use water to propel themselves in the air at high speeds when water is nearby as well as with water buckets), Flight (Via Elytra, flight via the use of technical devices), Light Manipulation (Can cause enemies to glow making them able to be seen through walls with the Spectral Arrow), power modification via enchantments, Durability Negation (via splash potions), Attack Reflection (via Thorns Enchantments), Time Manipulation (Can accelerate time with beds. Note that if you cook something at night and go to sleep the food will still cook in real time), Statistics Reduction (via Weakness, Tiredness and Slowness/Turtle Master Potions/Arrows), resistance to fire manipulation and magma manipulation (via netherite, fire resistance potions, and fire resistance enchantment) and Durability Negation (Can reduce the Wither Effect with Protection Enchantments)


All previous plus Information analysis (via help command and via settings), further summoning (via give command and summon command), further teleportation (via teleportation command), further death manipulation (via kill command), resurrection negation (via kill command as it still instantly kills people, even if they have a totem of undying), existence erasure (via banning), further time manipulation (via altering the time of day and night, the freeze command, as well as altering the tick speed), weather manipulation (via weather command), law manipulation (via settings), limited morality manipulation (via gamemode and difficulty settings, they can make hostl enemies ignore them altogether), limited time stop (via stops time but only stops the day and night cycle so not combat applicable, however with freeze command you can make certain mobs stop in their tracks which could be considered limited time stop), further water manipulation (via atlantis mode which raises the water level), further statistics amplification and reduction (can disable people from doing certain things such as opening doors and chests as well as disabling fall damage), heat manipulation (via instant smelt which melts items), plant manipulation (via instant plant command), reality warping, further power modification (can make weapons unable to receive damage via commands), spatial manipulation (can make old worlds infinite), duplication (can duplicate items via item duplication command), immunity to and negation of fire manipulation, explosion manipulation, and drowning (via commands), Access to creative and spectator mode, can create Command Blocks and has all its abilities.


invisibility, intangibility, possession (can possess mobs, while not exactly controlling them), Self-Sustenance (Type 1, 2 & 3), flight, and incorporeality, Nonexistent Physiology and Undetermined Existence, resistance to Non-Physical interaction (other players cannot harm or see a player in spectator mode), access to commands, settings, and creative mode


all previous abilities as well as creation and Item duplication, Self-Sustenance (Type 1, 2 & 3), limited existence errasure to items (can get rid of unwanted items by putting it back into the crafting book, where you can summon items, effectively getting rid of it), flight, indestructibility, animal manipulation, life manipulation, weapon creation, access to commands, settings, and spectator mode


likely all previous abilities plus Mind Reading, Possibly Incorporeality, Magic (The Player has been likened to Witches and Warlocks from the past), further Reality Warping (Easily created the entire world of Minecraft), Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2, and 3), Space-Time Manipulation (The three main worlds of Minecraft each possesses their own space-time), Avatar creation (created and use steve and alex as avatars to explore their worlds, can change the appearance of steve and alex via skins), further Law Manipulation (The different dimensions of Minecraft each have different laws of physics to some degree. Can change the difficulty of an entire world, which can modify the properties of beings and outright prevent some from existing), Void Manipulation (Can erase an entire world, which includes three universes, instantly. Minecraft worlds also contain the void, which exists under the Minecraft world), Conceptual Manipulation (The difficulty can erase beings and prevent them from reappearing and even existing in the first place), Higher-Dimensional Existence (Sees all of Minecraft as a simple dream), further existence erasure, further creation, Abstract Existence, Fictional Transcendence (Is supposed to be the Player), Meta Probability Manipulation and Possibility Manipulation (Created the Minecraft world, which has infinite possibilities), Multiversal Manipulation (Created and can control the entire Minecraft multiverse), and Large Size (Type 9)

Attack Potency: City block to Multi City Block Level | Multi City Block Level to Small Town Level (traded blows with the ender dragon) | Unknown, likely High Multiversal (The commands control the entire minecraft world, which includes infinite possibilities) | Unknown, cannot physically interact with anything | Moon Level (can destroy Bedrock, which can take this explosion) | Possibly High Multiversal (can effect the entirety of the minecraft world, a Command Block Gave enough power to the Wither Storm that it could destroy the Minecraft world, which has been consistently shown and stated to be Infinite, and is capable of creating storms all over that infinite world. It has been stated to be able to warp reality itself. Can warp the entirety of the minecraft world, which was stated to have infinite possibilities) | At least High Multiversal (can create and destroy the entirety of the minecraft world, which includes 3 infinite space time continuums, can destroy an indefinite amount of these worlds as there is no limit to how many worlds you can make. Casually created worlds that contained the entirety of Minecraft itself, according to the End Poem, the Minecraft worlds are repeatedly called "Infinite", and like the Loading Screens say, the Minecraft World has "infinite possibilities", yet perceived everything as a mere game), possibly Boundless (Is a real life person, thus they transcend minecraft and any fictional piece of media ever created)

Speed: Average Human (Can run at 5.5 m/s) with Subsonic combat, reaction, and flight speed with the Elytra (Can keep up with Skeletons), Superhuman travel speed on Horses (Can travel about 14 m/s) possibly Irrelevant (Consistently keeps up with the Endermen and the Ender Dragon, which can move freely in the End Realm where time isn't linear, Steve himself can move in that Realm) | Subsonic via speed potions, otherwise same as before | same as before | Same as before | Subsonic flight speeds, otherwise same as before | Same as before, Higher with statistics amplification | Boundless

Lifting Strength: Atleast Class 50 (can easily swing around a cubic meter of gold), likely Class G (as shown here) possibly infinite (as seen here) | same as before | same as before | Same as before | Same as before | Same as before | Boundless

Striking Strength: City block to multi city block level | multi city block level to small town level | Unknown | Unknown, cannot physically interact with anything | Moon Level | Planet level, possibly High Universe level | At least multiversal to high multiversal, possibly Boundless

Durability: Building level, possibly Small City level (survives lighting strikes with ease, Minecraft Lighting Strikes were calculated to be around Small City level) | same as before, higher with armor | same as before | unknown, intangibility, incorporeality, and invisibility make them extremely hard to kill | invulnerable | Same as before | Likely multiverse to high multiverse levels, possibly Boundless

Stamina: Very high | very high | very high | Infinite | infinite | Very high | Boundless

Range: Standard melee range | Standard melee range, a few meters with splash potions, dozens to hundreds of meters with bow and arrow, Multiversal with portals | infinite via commands and settings | unknown | same as before | Unknown, likely universe level | Boundless

Standard Equipment: full list of weapons can be found here and full list of items can be found here

Intelligence: Very high (is a skilled survivalist) | same as before | same as before | same a before | same as before | Same as before | Unknown

Weaknesses: If killed, all items they were holding wll be dropped here they died, when they resurrect, they wont have those items and will have to pick them up where they died although this can be negated via keep inventory on settings. Non-splash potions take a little over a second to drink, and can be interrupted. Splash Potions can hurt him if he's too close. TNT takes several seconds to explode, usually giving enemies enough time to escape. He can be interrupted while slinging arrows. If the command block is destroyed then he will lose all the abilities it grants, however they still has access to commands and so on.

Key: Base Steve\Alex | Steve/Alex with equipment | With Settings and Commands | In Spectator mode | Creative mode | With the Command Block | the true player

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