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Summ-body once told me-ary[]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead. Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun.Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow. Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: All-Stars

Name: Steve Harwell

Origin: All Star by Smash Mouth

Gender: Male

Age: Well, The years start coming and they don't stop coming

Classification: All-star

Powers and Abilities: Singing voice, super strength, durability, getting paid, fire resistance.

Attack Potency: Probably Planet level or even Multiversal. (Was able to be more impressive than Pencil-Head, who erases crime. If there were a city of crime, he could erase it. If a planet of crime, erased. A universe of crime? Gone. Steve Harwell is clearly superior to Pencil Head so he could do even more damage than Pencil Head could dream of)

Speed: Unknown. Possibly MFTL+ because he's an All-Star.

Durability: Building Level or More. He can survive standing in burning houses without a scratch. Even burning worlds, like his (Which he even enjoys) . This might make him Planet Level.

Lifting Strength: Class 5+ (Was able to lift a Type C School Bus which weighs around 10,000 pounds or 4535.924kg)

Intelligence: Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Weaknesses: People in the media of the male gender usually disagree with him. Got called a loser by some kid and a girl who looked kinda dumb. Again, ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Others[]

Note: These are only feats from the song "All Star" and not other songs in his career in Smash Mouth.

Notable Victories:

Some Guy Wearing Sunglasses Who did Some Poses

Fire

Notable Loses:

Inconclusive Matches:

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