"Tom" was legit so quick, that he could instantly tell us every detail in this image, despite seeing it for 0.5 seconds. woahhh bro spoopy
Summary[]
Sonic.exe is REALLLLYYYYYYY scary (Source: trust me bro). Like, those black eyes with red pupils, and the BLOOODDDDD.
The author of the Creepypasta stated he was nigh-omnipotent: So it's true! (Despite the major contradictions, and the fact that the author is extremely egotistical). That's right, sit down all you supreme beings! God isn't here... well, he is. Sonic.exe is God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneoneone
Note: It seems that Sonic.exe has taken hold of this article and littered it with spelling mistakes, just like the original creepypasta. He's also eliminated our criticisms. Unfortunately, we are busy people here at Joke Battles Wiki, so we don't have time to fix it all. We apologise for the inconvenience caused. :)
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 0 (Night omnipotent)
Name: IAMGOD Sonic.exe
Origin: Terrible stockpile of horse dung Well known Crepypasta
Gender: Day omnipotent
Age: Super Omnipotence
Classification: Mega omnipotnt demon creepypasta monster thing from hell we assume
Powers and Abilities: Night Omnipotence, Teleportation, Breaking the Fourth Wall aload, Being a God (which means a lot powerwise), Can force people to walk right, can break into reality (because that's so origenal), 3spoopy5me (Sonic.exe has this amazing way of terrifying the socks off it's reader. Three times in a row, he makes the character walk right for 5 WHOLE MINUTES, then ambushes and jumpscares you! wow... what a stinker.), Mimicry (wow, an actual power that's not like "yeah sure"! Sonic.exe loves laughing exactly likeKefka and taking music from eartbound to backdrop the shambles horror.), can turn into a PLUSHIE (truly the most terrfiying power of all)
Attack Potency: So much infinities on top of infinities (Can make horror so realisti- I am sorry, HYPER realistic, that Tom could actually FEEL it outsde the game. Is God. Hacked Sonic 1, which means he is literally unbeatable I mean, never done before hey?. Omg! he can drag poeple to HELL (how spoopy))
Speed: Honest asssessment? Pretty poor. Like he took circa 15 seconds to catch tails. Pathetic! 2FAST2FURRYOUS (Is literally Sonic Hegehog. Fast enough to break into real life and chase some poor, gullibe teenagers there. Literally nearly, not quite all-powerful so must be pretty spdy my guy)
Lifting Strength: He lift a lot (Is God... couldn't find a lifting feat, but I mean, if he is God, he will create a block he can't lift and lift it anyway)
Striking Strength: EVUL KEFKA LAUGH (Can kill Knuckles, who is rougher than Knuckles, tougher than Knuckles, and, unlike Knuckles, he doesn't chuckle)
Durability: Only Omnipotents can beat him, he is God after all (Has survied, and is still surviving, over a decade of abuse and mockery from people who speak straight facts think the Sonic.exe creepypaster is atrocious, which is DEFEENITELY isnt)
Stamina: Infinite (Never show to be tired which means it's infinite)
Range: Cliché Central (Can literally get into your reality. reading this effevtively means he's breaking into your house!!!!)
Standard Equipment: GOD
Intelligence: Night Omnipresence yes, he thinks this is correct. not omniscience...
Weaknesses: His author and Creepypasta are terrible Couldn't find a way to remove the "nigh" from his power level, so an actual omnipotent character will smack his ass Omnipotence oh ffs you literally only changed that now, sonic.exe, you insecure melon
Notable Attacks/Techniques: Get ready for some absolute mayhem lads...
- "I command you to walk right" - Sonic.exe forces you to walj to the rhight to make any progress in life.
- "I AM GOD" - Puts up red static for, and I quote: "15 second", to show his horrifying face as a jumpscare, then laughs while having a god complex.
- "It's
Morbincliché time!" - Comes into the real world and a plushie, and chases you down to kill you.
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Featherine Augustus Aurora
Touhou verse
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: