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Kakarot, I'm right here. Look, I know it's your turn kakarot, but I think I better cut in at this point, unless you're finished eating dirt.
~ Vegeta to Goku after getting pummeled by Buu

That thing is huge...! I don't believe it...! Is he really going to throw that!? There's no way we can deflect that!
~ Son Goku's reaction to Buu's ki blast

Together, I'm sure we can beat Buu!
~ Son Goku moments before getting vibe checked by Vegeta

I must see this Super Saiyan three with my own eyes.
Really? You might not get a turn!
~ Goku jinxing himself badly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!
~ Son Goku in response to getting slammed by Broly

Let's go, Vegeta! Kamehame... HA!!!
~ Son Goku to Vegeta before doing jack to Broly

This heat... is your limit.
~ Jiren to Goku before blasting him in the face

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
~ Goku upon losing Ultra Instinct

Summary[]

Son Goku is the main protagonist of the Dragon Ball metaseries. He is a Saiyan sent to Earth as a baby by his father Bardock to escape the destruction of the planet Vegeta and the Saiyan race. Adopted by Grandpa Gohan, he became a massive wholesome idiot after he bumped his head. He starts on a quest that would take him across the planet and make him perhaps the most downplayed man the world has ever known.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C | 7-B | low 6-B | 6-A | 5-C | 5-C | At least 5-C | At least 5-C, 4-B with God forms | At least 5-C, 4-B with God forms, 3-C with Ultra Instinct | At least 5-C, 4-B with SSG, 3-C with SSB, 3-B with Ultra Instinct

Name: Son Goku, Kakarot

Origin: Dragon Ball

Age: 48 (44 physically, 10 mentally)

Gender: Male

Classification: Saiyan, weakling, low class warrior

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Hand-to-Hand combatant, Ki Manipulation (Can be used defensively and offensively, to strengthen his skin or to fire ki blasts, which can home in on targets), Enhanced Senses, Acrobatics, Accelerated Development, Afterimage Creation, Natural Weaponry, Transformation (Can transform into an Oozaru under the full Moon, giving him Berserk Mode, Large Size (Type 1) and Breath Attack), Healing (Type 1 and 2), Resistance to Electricity (Survived Pirate Robot electric attack underwater), Heat (Survived Pilaf gangs flamethrower attack, withstood a point-blank jet engine thrust from General Blue's jet and Red Ribbon Army's weapons), Due to his pure heart, Goku is immune to the effects of the Devilmite Beam from Spike that kills the person who has evil in their heart | All previous abilities, Ki Sensing (Can locate others by reading their ki), Supernatural Willpower (able to endure poison that takes immense will and spirit to survive), Resistance to Poison (Survived after drinking the Water of the Gods) | Light Manipulation (Can create flashes of light via Solar flare to blind opponents), Shockwaves Generation (Can create powerful shockwaves via Kiai and create gusts of wind with his punches to blow others back), Flight (Learned the Bukujutsu), Resistance to Harsh Temperatures (Trained in the Room of Spirit and Time for one month, which has temperatures that range from -40°F to 248°F) | All previous abilities, Telepathy (Can telepathically communicate with others and read minds, presumably learned from king kai), Statistics Amplification (Goku can greatly enhance his capabilities with Kaio-ken up to 4 times), Adapted to 10 times Earth's gravity via training on king kai's planet | All previous abilities, Rage Power (Triggered the Super Saiyan transformation through rage), Transformation (Can transform into a Super Saiyan, increasing his capabilities by 50 times), Light Manipulation (Super Saiyan forms can glow in pitch-black conditions) | All previous abilities, Teleportation, Dimensional Travel and BFR (Instant Transmission allows him to instantaneusly teleport to any ki signature he can sense) | All previous abilities, Fusionism (Via Fusion Dance) | All Previous Abilities, Analytical Prediction (During his fight against Hit, he managed to consistently predict his movements and attacks before they happened, which allowed Goku to counter Hit's Time Skip ability) Sealing (via Mafuba, which allows him to seal opponents within a sealing urn), Summoning (He can summon Zen'ō by pushing a button, but this is not applicable to combat) Resistance to Extreme Heat (Endured the heat of the Beerus Ball, which was stated to be capable of evaporating anything in its vicinity. Survived re-entry into Earth's atmosphere while unconscious), Extrasensory Perception (Cannot be sensed by beings lesser than a God in god forms) | All previous abilities, Explosion Manipulation (via Ki made land mines), with ultra instinct he has Instinctive Reaction (Ultra Instinct -Sign- form allows him to utilize Ultra Instinct technique while it lasts, which allows his body to act independently, dodge attacks, and fight automatically without the need for thought or delayed actions), Danmaku, Limited Air Manipulation (Goku can punch the air to launch a barrage of air attacks) | All previous abilities, Power Nullification (Nullified Jiren's ki blast in ultra instinct)

Attack Potency: Street level (Can harm those who can harm him[note 1]) | City level (Beat king Piccolo who can destroy a city[note 2]) | Small Country level (Fought piccolo. Scales to his durability) | Continent level (Stronger than Nappa who shook the earth violently [violently shaking the Earth is continent level].[1] With kaioken,[note 3] he scales to Vegeta who shook the earth, turned a clear sky into storm clouds and split them to the horizon[note 4]) | Moon level (Stronger than first form Freeza who destroyed planet Vegeta, however he can only destroy planets by hitting the core,[note 5] higher as a Super Saiyan[note 3]) | Moon level (Fought a suppressed Perfect Cell and was stronger than the rest of the Z fighters except Gohan[note 6]) | At least Moon level (Much stronger than before, higher with Super Saiyan forms. As a Super Saiyan 3, he is comparable to kid Buu who destroyed the Earth,[note 7] He shook the earth extremely violently during his transformation sequence which yields 4x10^27 joules[1]) | At least Moon level, Solar System level with God Forms (Should be above kid Buu as a SSJ. Shook the universe as a SSG by clashing with Beerus.[note 8][note 9] Much stronger as a SSB[note 3]) | At least Moon level, Solar System level with God Forms (Can fight hit without kaioken, surpassed SSR black. Got clapped by Jiren but was able to fight back. As strong as Toppo and stronger than Dyspo), Galaxy level with Ultra Instinct Sign (Kept up with Jiren who surpass infinite Zamasu who fused with all universe 7 which is shown consistently to be a galaxy,[1] beat kefla who surpassed his first sign and she stated that she can blow away a universe in one shot) | At least Moon level, Solar System level with SSG, Galaxy level with SSB (Fought a less suppressed Jiren), Multi-Galaxy level with Ultra instinct sign and Ultra Instinct (Fought equally with full power Jiren who surpasses the gods who are capable of destroying 2 universes and defeated him his hidden power after achieving ultra instinct)

Speed: Peak Human (Ran 100 meters in 8.5 seconds[note 10]) | Subsonic (Can move faster than people can see[note 11]) | Subsonic (Faster after stripping[note 12]) | High Hypersonic (Crossed Snake way which spans 1000000 km in 27 hours) | High Hypersonic (Faster than before, higher as a Super Saiyan[note 3]) | At least High Hypersonic | At least High Hypersonic | At least High Hypersonic, Massively Hypersonic+ with God Forms (Much faster than Gotenks who circled the Earth a few dozen times in around 10-20 minutes[note 13]) | At least High Hypersonic, FTL with God Forms (Faster than Dyspo who is stated to surpass light speed[note 3]) | At least High Hypersonic, FTL with God Forms

Lifting Strength: Average Human level (Struggled with 20 kg shells[note 14]) | Average Human level | Above Average Human level (Struggled with 113 kg weights) | Class 1 (Withstood 10x Earth's gravity. Can lift Nappa easily) | Class 25 (Comparable to Vegeta who could withstand 18 tons) | Class 25 | Class 25, Class 50 with SSJ forms (Lifted 40 tons easily as a SSJ) | Class 25, Class 50 with SSJ forms and God forms (Can lift a truck[note 15]) | Class 25, Class M with God forms (Comparable to kale who can lift Magetta) | Class 25, Class M with God forms

Striking Strength: Street Class (Can't even break a wall smh) | City Class | Small Country Class | Continent Class | Moon Class (Inconsistent, characters stronger than him can't even bust a metal door) | Moon Class | At least Moon Class | At least Moon Class, Solar System Class with God Forms (His strikes were sending shockwaves which threatened universe 7) | At least Moon Class, Solar System Class with God Forms, Galactic with Ultra Instinct Sign | At least Moon Class, Solar System Class with SSG, Galactic with SSB, Multi-Galactic with Ultra Instinct Sign and Ultra Instinct

Durability: Street level (Was riddled with holes by an uzi but survived, can tank bullets from pistols) | City level | Small Country level (Face tanked the Super explosive demon wave) | Continent Class | Moon level (A planet explosion can kill him) | Moon level (He was killed instantly by cell's self destruction which could destroy the Earth, the same attack was also going to kill SSJ2 Gohan) | At least Moon level (Even as a SSJ3, he is comparable to kid Buu who's body was obliterated by the Earth exploding) | At least Moon level, Solar System level with God Forms (Inconsistent durability, almost killed by a lazer as a SSB, comparable to Vegeta who was killed by the Earth's explosion) | At least Moon level, Solar System level with God Forms, Galaxy level with Ultra Instinct Sign | At least Moon level, Solar System level with SSG, Galaxy level with SSB, Multi-Galaxy level with Ultra instinct sign and Ultra Instinct

Stamina: Average Human level (Tired after running around for a bit) | Above Average Human (can fight for a while and not get tired but overall bad) | Above Average Human, Below Average Human as a Super Saiyan 3 and Ultra Instinct (Super Saiyan 3 and UI drain his already bad stamina extremely quickly)

Range: Below Standard Melee Range (Is really short), tens of meters with ki blasts | Standard melee range, kilometers with ki blasts (Taller than before) | Standard melee range, Planetary with ki blasts | Standard melee range, planetary with ki blasts, Galactic with shockwaves

Standard Equipment: Power pole | None notable, optional Senzu beans

Intelligence: Below Average, Above Average Combat skill (Hit his head as a child. Has little to no academic knowledge. Barely knows basic maths and needs to count on his fingers. Doesn't know what "Repugnant" means. Makes asinine decisions that makes you question his intelligence, man gave cell and moro senzu beans bruh. Has been fighting since he was a child and thus has a lot of combat experience, but he is an unskilled fighter relying on only brute force and no real martial arts, as well as big nukes and ki blasts[1])

Weaknesses: His tail. Goku always looks for a good fight and so will let his opponents go full power and spare their lives so he can have a good fight. His biggest weakness is dropping his guard which leads to him becoming vulnerable and lowering his durability to below average human level and get hurt by stuff like bullets. The spirit bomb takes time to charge up and leaves him vulnerable. The mafuba requires a sealing jar and a lot of ki, which could lead to death if lacking sufficient ki. Kaioken causes immense stress on the body and the higher levels cause more damage, king kai said Goku would destroy his body if he keeps using kaioken 10x with SSB. The SSJ form drains ki to use and affects the personality to make it more ruthless and brutal which makes his already bad fighting worse. Ultra instinct consumes a lot of stamina and loses accuracy over time. Is incredibly stupid and makes asinine decisions, man gave cell and moro senzu beans bruh.

Key: Early Dragon Ball | Late dragon ball | 23rd Tournament | Saiyan Saga | Freeza Saga | Cell Saga | Buu Saga | Dragon Ball Super | Tournament of Power | Late Tournament of Power

Note:

  1. The wall level feats are outliers due to Goku getting hurt by guns.
  2. The moon feats are blatant outliers and not supported by the show as well as contradict every single other feat in OG DB.
  3. 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 Multipliers are ignored because they inflate the ratings too much beyond the regular feats the characters produce. This includes kaioken and SSJ forms multipliers.
  4. Vegeta's planet level statements are hyperbole just to hype the viewer and scare Goku. It's also vague as destroy the planet could also refer to ruining the planet or killing humanity and not necessarily destroying the whole planet.
  5. Freeza destroyed planet Vegeta by aiming at it's core, he doesn't actually posses planet destroying power. This is further proven by his inability to blow up the far smaller Namek in his much stronger final form.
  6. Goku threatening the Earth is hyperbole similar to Vegeta's statements and he can only do it via core busting.
  7. Cell's solar system busting statement is hyperbole. Cell has no way of knowing when he has enough chi to destroy the solar system. He also is saying that to scare Gohan. The guide statements are unreliable because the original statement is unreliable. It's also an outlier because kid buu can't survive a planet exploding and SSG Goku's feat is also solar system level.
  8. SSG Goku's feat is not universal. First of all, the universe busting statements are clearly hyperbole and only referring to the endangering of life forms in the galaxy. The universe busting also never happened so it can't be used. Second, they call the universe as a universe however it is much smaller than a normal universe and is shown to only house 1 galaxy consistently. Shaking a galaxy therefore is only solar system level.
  9. Goku never absorbed SSG into his base form, it was retconned in later in super and there's no way cabba is SSG level
  10. Kid Goku doesn't have super human speed feats and if there is, they are outliers because he is barely faster than usain bolt.
  11. Tao's feat is an outlier because it took a significantly faster Goku six months to cross snake way.
  12. Sub-relativistic speed feat is also an outlier as it contradicts Goku taking 6 months to cross snake way as well as being an outlier for AP.
  13. All possible FTL feats (which don't exist) in DB are contradicted by dyspo only being barely FTL.
  14. Kid Goku's Class 5 and Class K feats are outliers.
  15. DBS Goku's Class M feats are also outliers.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Naruto

Monkey D. Luffy (IdeaShock)

Inconclusive Matches:

References[]


  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 Source: trust me bro

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