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Weaku

Summary[]

Goku is the most overrated character ever, he's just a guy that has no redeeming qualities, and is super weak, especially when we compare him to Superman. Yet somehow, idiots think that he can beat Superman. His opponents were a glorified grasshopper who thinks he can destroy the Solar System, a walking cat, a giant fat, pink, alien and an androgynous alien that can ONLY corebust . Nothing more, nothing less.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 6-C in DragonTard Ball Z Generously 5-B to 5-A, realistically much lower

Name: Goku, Weaku, Geeku,

Origin: Dragon Tard Z

Age: 40-50

Classification: The most wanked character in existence, sociopath

Powers and Abilities: Ki manipulation, Superhuman physical characteristics

Attack Potency: Solar System Level Scaling from Cell, who has been confirmed to be a Solar System buster from virtually every guidebook, as well as author statements. Universe Level in SSG, SSJB, and SBG Was capable of fighting against a held-back Beerus, in which their fight threatened to destroy the Universe, in which he got far stronger by training and gaining the SSJB Kaio-Ken x10. Universe level+ in Ultra Instinct "Omen" for keeping up with Jiren, which was state to be strongest opponent the U7 fighters have faced at the point, making him stronger than Infinite Zamasu, Shook the World of Void, a world that is infinite in size. Generously Planet level to Large Planet level (Power Scaling does not exist. The other ones here are outlier, and all statements that make Goku look strong are hyperbole. ONLY the statements that make Goku look weak count. Also, no other DBZ character has outliers. Only Goku does, because Krillin matching him in SSGSS means Goku is weak, and doesn't count as an outlier for Krillin. If you ever try to use that KiControl BS, it's all untrue. Any scans that show an example of Ki Control are false, out of context, hyperbole, or outlier.)

Speed: Fast (He can move around pretty fast, but not lightspeed. Only Dypso has reached light speed, and then, only barely.)

Lifting Strength: 40 Tons (Lifting Strength determines EVERYTHING in a fight, remember that.)

Striking Strength: Sub-Human level (Couldn't punch through a guy made of iron, and it's not just an expression for being really hard.)

Durability: ​ Possibly Small Planet level (Can't survive Earth exploding, scaling from Vegeta, and the reason he died wasn't because he suffocated.)

Stamina: Would last 10 seconds before getting tired.

Range: Possibly Planetary with ki blasts

Intelligence: Couldn't even count to 101.

Weaknesses: Anything that Superman's strengths are.