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Prepare to break into the temple.
~ Indiana Shrekku to Donkey

I don't remember how much time has passed since that terrible day. I lost everything. Thanos destroyed my life. I was good, maybe even the best. I had a family, friends. But now I'm... drinking beer.
~ Shrek alone in his apartment, mourning his loss.
I feel the forces (of Wazowski)! Wazowski wants to steal my soul! The war has begun... the last war.
~ Shrek as he leaves his apartment to find and defeat Wazowski

You know, the only thing I understood in (the) Shadow Realm is, die early like (an) anti-racist, or live long enough (to become) a top-tier racist.
~ Shrekku, corrupted by the Book of Racism, confronting FURRY HUNTER 420.

Summary[]

Shrek, more commonly known as Shrekku, is the heroic turned anti-heroic/villainous main protagonist of the Memeverse Chronicles. Shrek operated as a warrior-for-hire until the death of his family, which led to him exiling himself until he came out of hiding and sacrificed himself to defeat the warlord (who was also his dad) named Wazowski. Shrek was later reincarnated as Shrekku to help defeat Dark Lord Donkey. Shrekku led several campaigns against Donkey’s empire over the course of the Memeverse Chronicles, and he has fought other enemies in his quests to gain more powerful magic artifacts like the Sword of Cringe and Herobrine's N-Word Pass. One such enemy was Shrenos, Shrekku's rival who seeks revenge against Shrekku.

Over time however, his usage of the N-Word had slowly corrupted him, especially after the absorption of an N-Word Pass to heal himself from a fatal disease. He later became trapped in the Shadow Realm and escaped 8 years later alongside Harambe, Boba Fett, and Furry hunter 420. He would then betray and kill Furry_hunter_420 for not agreeing with his new views on destroying Donkey, and Shrekku escaped to hunt down Dark Lord Donkey. During his quest for revenge due to him now being under the influence of Chin Chin, the God of Racism, he would sacrifice Puss to Chin Chin and reorganize the remnants of the Rebellion into the New Order, a fascist empire.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B, likely Low 5-B | 9-B, likely 8-C, possibly up to Low 5-B | At least 9-B, higher with abilities and weapons, possibly up to Low 5-B

Name: Indiana Shrekku | Shrek, later reincarnated as Shrekku but still referred to as Shrek in the titles of the videos

Origin: Memeverse Chronicles

Gender: Male

Age: 48 in 2021, possibly 49 depending on the date of his birthday (He was 28 in the year 2000, when he stepped down from being the King of the Kingdom of Far Away); 55, possibly 56 as of 2028

Classification: Rebellion Leader, Ogre, Former King of the Kingdom of Far Away, Emperor of the New Order, possible Dark Lord

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Skilled Swordsman, Acrobatics, Martial Arts | All previous abilities, 4th Wall Awareness, Extrasensory Perception, Flight, Durability Negation with Swords (Striking certain enemies can cause them to fall apart, though this doesn’t work on everyone),Resurrection in the Shadow Realm (Comes back to life after his first fight with Shrenos), Dimensional Travel, Spaceflight, Awakened Power and Statistics Amplification with Swamp Sense | All Previous abilities, Telekinesis, Energy Manipulation and Projection, Intangibility, Portal Creation, Regeneration (Low-Mid) (Was shot an exaggerated amount of times by Big Chungus but the injuries inexplicably disappeared almost immediately; injuries disappear at random during fights), High Pain Tolerance, Stealth Mastery, Summoning (Created two much larger versions of himself while singing All Star by Smash Mouth; one had a spear and another had a rifle), Blessed via his guitar, Attack Reflection with Reverse Card, Death Manipulation via the N Word, his violin, the Bruh sound effect, and his Farts (He killed at least one hundred soldiers with a single fart and killed two armies by saying the N Word), Toon Force, Power Nullification with Swamp Sense, his keyboard, and his guitar, Teleportation with Ender Pearl, Invisibility and Duplication with the Dead Ringer (behaves the same as it does in TF2)

Attack Potency: Likely Wall Level, possibly Small Planet Level (combated Chin Chin for a while; was considered by Donkey to be a dangerous enemy) | Wall Level, likely Building Level (Destroyed Wazowski’s ship, which is presumably large enough to house several armies, albeit having to sacrifice himself to do so), possibly up to Small Planet Level. His swords can ignore durability, making him hard to defend against. | At least Wall Level, higher with abilities and weapons (he killed at least 50 flying enemies, all of which were larger than himself, by using his earwax as a bullet for his pistol), possibly up to Small Planet Level (Could combat Donkey for a bit, though Donkey wasn't injured during the fight but considers him a dangerous enemy), Unknown with N-Bomb (The Bomb itself simultaneously destroyed 3 Star Destroyers; due to the blast only affecting the Imperial troops and not affecting the environment, as well as the size differences between the MVC Star Destroyer and the Star Wars star Destroyer, it is unknown how powerful the explosion really was). His swords can ignore durability, making him hard to defend against.

Speed: Subsonic Reaction and Combat Speeds and likely Peak Running Speed (can fight faster than regular troops) | Subsonic Reaction and Combat Speeds and Peak Running Speed | Superhuman Running Speed with Subsonic Reaction and Combat Speeds (on par with other fighters including Shrenos and Donkey, superior to various soldier types); attack speeds ranging between Subsonic and Supersonic+ depending on which firearm he uses

Lifting Strength: Likely Peak Human | Likely Peak Human | Likely Superhuman or higher

Striking Strength: Wall Class, likely Small Planet Class (Combated Chin Chin) | Street Class physically, likely Building Class (Was strong enough to break the ground with Swamp Sense; destroyed a large spaceship by jumping up and striking it downwards with a Superman-style strike), possibly up to Small Planet Class | at least Wall Class (was able to completely crush a Minion’s head, whose head was considerably larger than that of a human, with one punch; strong enough to punch underwater with the same speed as punching above water), possibly up to Small Planet Class

Durability: Wall Level, likely Small Planet Level (combated Chin Chin for a while) | Wall Level (can survive punches from Thanos, who is comparable to Shrek) | Wall Level, likely up to Small Planet Level (can survive strikes from Donkey and Trump; can withstand strikes from Shrenos, who is naturally comparable to Shrekku and can use more powerful attacks)

Stamina: High (can fight hordes of enemies without tiring)

Range: Standard Melee Range physically, Extended Melee Range with swords, Several Meters with abilities, Hundreds of Meters with firearms, Unknown with N-Bomb

Standard Equipment: Varies; normally includes a sword (most commonly, Shrekku’s original sword and the Sword of Cringe) and at least one firearm; other equipment includes a violin, a guitar, a keyboard, Bruh #2, a Doge Shield, the Dead Ringer from TF2, a Reverse Card, and an Ender Pearl from Minecraft

Intelligence: Likely Above Average. Shrekku is a very experienced fighter proficient in several types of weapons. He excels in sword fighting and is capable of leading an effective resistance effort against Donkey’s Empire

Weaknesses: He often relies heavily on his skills with a sword or firearm rather than tactics or his secondary abilities; over time, his frequent usage of the N-Word combined with the stress of combating Donkey’s empire has corrupted Shrekku and twisted him into a violent and racist guerilla. Shrekku briefly had a disease given to him by Donkey which weakened him and lowered his fighting abilities. Shrekku's family is a sensitive topic to him, so exploiting this may send him into a rage (it can backfire however).

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • N Word: This attack grants Shrekku several abilities, ranging from telekinesis to death manipulation.
    • N Word: This is the most basic attack in Shrekku’s arsenal and causes death to the victim(s) of the attack.
    • N-Bomb: This attack is perhaps the deadliest of Shrekku’s powers. Upon activating it with Shaggy, a large “explosion” occurs which negates durability and kills anyone within its radius, with the exception of the users.
  • Swamp Sense: This technique raises Shrek’s stats, though he has long since run out of it.
  • Sword Attacks: Shrekku’s various swords can all ignore durability (with the exception of some enemies who can ignore durability negation).
  • Penis Music: Shrekku plays his guitar and fires a stream of energy which can liberate people from mind control.
  • Never Gonna Give You Up: Playing this on his keyboard will negate his enemy's attack.
  • The Final Countdown: Playing this on his keyboard will fire a basic stream of energy.
  • Violin: Presumably, playing his violin causes death to whoever is near.

Key: Indiana Shrekku | Shrek | Shrekku

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Shaggy (Memeverse Chronicles) (Memeverse Chronicles) (Shaggy's Profile) (Both were low 5-B (Shrekku was used), Speed was Equalized, and the battle took place outside a Temple in a Grassy Area)

Inconclusive Matches: