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Sexman

Summary[]

Sergey Igorevich Stepanov, also known as Epic Sax Guy, Ultra Sax Guy (or Sexguy huehuehuehue) is a Moldovan/Russian musician and composer and currently member of the SunStroke Project.

He became a popular Internet meme for his extravagant performance and style in the 2010 Eurovision Song Contest. Despite his team coming in at 22nd place, his performance very quickly went viral.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Likely 10-B, saxophone ignores conventional durability

Name: Sergey Igorevich Stepanov

Origin: The Real World

Gender: Manly Male

Age: 37

Classification: Music God, Chad

Powers and Abilities: Music Manipulation, Instrument Manipulation, Possibly Self-Sustenance (Type 1; Appears to not require breathing to continue playing his sax. This is contested, as one possible theory is that he breathes by humping the air), Dance Manipulation, Really catchy tune, Time Manipulation, Reality Warping, possibly many others

Attack Potency: Likely Human level, saxophone ignores conventional durability (Can warp reality to make his performance repeat for hours at a time. It is unknown at this time if he is capable of doing other similar feats or entirely different ones, leaving his full potential unknown and potentially unknowable)

Speed: Likely Normal Human, Nigh-Omnipresent with music

Lifting Strength: Likely Regular Human (But then again, I don't fucking know)

Striking Strength: Likely Human Class

Durability: Likely Human level

Stamina: Extremely high (Seemingly possesses no need to rest at all while playing his saxophone.

Range: Internet range (>groans in skelton<)

Standard Equipment: His saxophone, cool shades

Intelligence: Unknown, likely Average, Extraordinary Genius when it comes to playing the saxophone (Has devised the perfect mathematical formulas to maximize his performance with the almighty saxophone, and can use said intricate device to warp reality itself)

Weaknesses: Oxygen (still pending agreement if this counts or not), losing his saxophone (may not be physically possible), without said saxophone he is merely an ordinary man, albeit still a god of music

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