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Tier: Irrelevant since he's the god of hell

Scorpion In The Netherrealm

Clearly the god of hell since THAT'S how mortal kombat works

Name: Scorpion

Origin: Mortal Kombat

Gender: Irrelevant since he's the god of hell

Age: God of Hell

Classification: God of Hell

Powers and Abilities: Teleportation, Get over here, Spine rip, FIRE, Being the God of Hell, Truly immortal (Since he's the god of hell)

Attack Potency: Same as anyone else from Mortal Kombat | Truly Unlimited (Can rip anyone's spine out, even Kirby, who doesn't have a spine)

Speed: Irrelivent since he's the God of Hell and can teleport | FTL+ (Faster then Sonic since he's in an E game)

Lifting Strength: You don't do that in Mortal Kombat | REALLY DARN HIGH (So high you can ignore Mario's castle lifting feat since he's from an E game)

Striking Strength: Really strong | Multi-Solar-System-Level (Stronger then Bowser, Akuma, ETC... since their not in M games as well as strong enough to casually crush chaos emeralds)

Durability: The Mortal Kombat norm | Truly Immortal (More durable then Solaris and Super Dimentio combined since their from E games)

Stamina: Unlimited | No, seriously, that's an actual true stat from MK

Range: Melee and kinda further with fireballs and hook rope thing | Unlimited (Better than Animdude since the game he's from is A: Not M for Mature and B: FNAF World sux (Not really it's a joke don't kill me FNAF fans))

Standard Equipment: Irrelevant since he's the God of Hammerspace Hell

Intelligence: Irrelevant since he's the god of hell

Weaknesses: None | Even more so

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

-Irrelevant since he's the God of Hell

-Being the god of hell

-Being better than anyone from an E-T game (No not the one for the atari)

Key: Scorpion when compared with an M game character | Other

Others[]

Notable Victories[]

Mario

Sonic

Shadow

Shao Kahn (Even if he didn't taunt)

Paper Mario

Archie Sonic

Megaman.EXE

Notable Losses[]

Inconclusive Maches[]