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Summary[]

Schools are a thing that taught humanity everything, like how to read, write, add, subtract, etc. It's concept has been there since the dawn of existence, although school itself is a concept beyond all concepts of time and space altogether. As such, no matter how much you dislike it, schools will stay educating humanity for the rest of existence. until we learn how to import our brains into robots and download information.

Power and Stats[]

Tier: 0

Name: Jahyani, Hell, Awang Alfarog, every name ever described to it

Origin: My Home

Gender: Genderless

Age: Inapplicable, Beyond the Concept of Time

Classification: Embodiment of Education

Powers and Abilities: Large Size (Type 11), Conceptual Manipulation (Type 1), Immortality (Types 1, 5, 8, and 10), Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Types 1 and 3), Abstract Existence (Type 1), Non-Corporeal,Information Manipulation, Time Manipulation (Can slow down time itself during classes), Madness Manipulation (Can make people go crazy by spending long periods of time in there), Sleep Manipulation (Can make people go to sleep), Sound Manipulation, Light and Darkness Manipulation (With lights), Law Manipulation (can make the laws of school that everybody has to follow), Water Manipulation (With sprinklers), Mathematics Manipulation (Math Teachers can manipulate all kinds of math), Poison Manipulation (with the Science Chemicals), Causality Manipulation (Can produce reasons why kids deserve detention), Cosmic Awareness (Is aware of everything that goes on in the multiverse), Battlefield Removal, Acausality (Types 5), Data Manipulation (The computer lab stores all the data ever conceived),Matter Manipulation (Sith science tech), Technology Manipulation (Computer Lab can manipulate all kinds of technology), Summoning (Can summon the hall monitors, teachers, the principal, firewalls, and even the president), Nigh-Omnipresence, Nigh-Omniscience 

Attack Potency: Boundless (Is stated to be beyond all concepts of even time and space itself. Views even the most wanked characters as mere fiction that can't affect it, and is truly the most powerful being on this wiki)

Speed: Nigh-Omnipresent, Omnipresent in the realm of school and with the school bus

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant

Striking Strength: High Outerversal with Homework

Durability: High Outerversal

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Irrelevant

Standard Equipment: Everything in all of reality.

Intelligence: Nigh Omniscient (Knows everything there needs to know in the multiverse, but it doesn't know about the future)

Weaknesses: None Notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Math

Science

Reading/literature

Homework

Detention

Suspension

Expelling you

Giving you depression

Commit Suicide - A passive effect school has that wears students down to the point of taking their own lifes

Firewalls

Other awful things

Others[]

Notable Victories:

My fucking will to live.

Students

Parents of students

Teachers

All subjects

The Government

The World

The Galaxy

The Universe

The Omniverse

God Himself

Notable Losses:

CoronaVirus (COVID-19) (There's a reason why schools were closed.)

Inconclusive Matches:

Prison