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I spared your life on a whim, nothing more. But this time, my whim is telling me, to finish what I started.
~ Sasuke

Summary[]

Sasuke Uchiha is one of the last surviving members of Konohagakure's Uchiha clan. After his older brother, Itachi, slaughtered their clan, Sasuke made it his mission in life to avenge them by killing Itachi.

After learning the truth of his brother's sacrifice and later proving instrumental in ending the Fourth Shinobi World War and being happily redeemed by Naruto, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and dedicates his life to help protect the village and its inhabitants. He is referred to as the "Supporting Kage" and the only one who can rival the Hokage.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: High 1-A with Perfect Susano'o | 0 With Majestic Arterri Susano'o

Name: Sasuke Uchiha

Origin: Naruto

Gender: Male

Age: 19+13 = 32

Classification: Human, Shinobi, Badass Ninja and a Women Heartbreaker

Powers and Abilities: True Perfection Omnipotence, Omniscience And Omnipresence, Mind Manipulation and All powers and abilities, So powerful that he is well above and beyond this category or any category for that matter, Genius Intelligence, Incomprehensibly Ineffably Impossibly Absolute Attack Absolute Attack, Zero-Shotting (Capable of not doing anything and still defeat his opponent without) Indomitable Will, Immune to NLF, Immune to PIS, Immune to Omnipotence, Immune to Powers Beyond Omnipotence, Shit manipulation (can make you crap yourself)

Attack Potency: High Outerverse(Is so Powerful that not even the concept can't understand, Which is Inexplicably Powerful) Boundless

Speed: Higher Than Omnipresent+ '' x∞ Boundless (Is so fast that not even the concept can't understand, Which is Inexplicably Fast)

Lifting Strength: High Outerverse with Susano'o (Is so strong that not even the concept can't understand, Which is Inexplicably strong) Boundless

Striking Strength: ∞+ Omni-Everything ('Is so strong strike that not even the concept can't understand, Which is Inexplicably a fucking nightmare Striking Attack) Boundless

Durability: High Outerverse Highest Durability (Susanobility) (Is so durable that not even the concept can't understand, Which is Inexplicably Durable) Boundless

Stamina:'∞' ∞'∞' ∞'∞' ∞'∞beyond all even the meaning of the word (Is so energized that not even the concept can't understand, can last forever)

Range: High Outerverse(Is so extendable that not even the concept can't understand, It's Fucking intangible and destroys everything) Boundless

Standard Equipment:

  • Susano'o
  • Katana
  • Kunai
  • Shuriken
  • Paper Bombs

Intelligence: Extremely High

Weaknesses: Itachi, Otherwise None Notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Hax: Sasuke is the definition of Hax, which means you can't even get more Hax. In fact it's because he's so Hax he never loses that they entitled him that.

Shadow Clone Technique: The user creates tangible “shadow clones” that can fight and use his techniques but disappear after one strong hit and relay their memories and experiences to him. Summoning Technique: The Summoning Technique is a space-time ninjutsu that allows the summoner to summon animals or people across long distances instantly. Sasuke can summon Garuda, his hawk, and snakes.

Sharingan (Mirror Wheel Eye): The first of the Sharingan's powers is being able to see the flow of chakra even through solid obstacles, greatly enhances his vision, also allowing him to effectively keep track of swift-moving objects, see and give color to chakra, and can even let him see on a cellular scale.The Sharingan allows the user to copy Jutsu used by others, including combat styles. He can predict someone's movements based on the minor muscle tension thanks to the Sharingan, allowing him to retaliate and counterattack efficiently.

  • Sharingan Genjutsu: a generic illusion technique used by Uchiha clan members. By having their opponents look into their eyes, the Uchiha can lock the user within an illusion of their choosing. This visual illusion technique is also greatly amplified by activating Mangekyō.

Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan (Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye): An advanced form of the Sharingan.

  • Amaterasu: Sasuke creates a black fire that moves with his gaze. The flames are shown to be very resilient as they have survived complete immersion in water. It is powerful enough to smother any normal flames and burn for seven days and nights. Sasuke can manipulate and shapeshift it at will.
  • Susano'o: A gigantic, humanoid figure that surrounds the user. Susanoo is formed through the materialization of the user's chakra. It differs in appearance and color between users.

Katon (Fire Release): One of the fundamental elemental nature transformations. It is performed by molding superheated chakra inside the stomach before releasing it via the lungs and mouth. There are also variants to this in some mediums, such as gun powder, explosive tags, and chakra flow into a weapon.

  • Sasuke has also mastered Fire Release to the point that he can easily disperse Water Release techniques and could channel chakra through materials that could rapidly increase their temperature enough to melt glass.
  • Great Fireball: A technique where chakra kneaded inside the body is converted into fire and expelled from the mouth either as a massive orb of roaring flame or as a continuous flame-thrower. The scope of the attack is altered by controlling the volume of chakra that is mustered.
  • Phoenix Sage Fire: This technique creates a volley of small fireballs, which are sent flying unpredictably, assaulting the enemy. In addition, the flames are controlled one by one with chakra.
  • Dragon Fire: The user breathes fire along a cord or any other type of long object, which rushes forward in a straight line catching the enemy on fire.
  • Great Dragon Fire: The user compresses tremendous chakra built up inside their body and changes it into a dragon-shaped fireball. The user then skilfully manipulates that great fire and attacks their opponent.

Raiton (Lightning Release): One of the basic elemental nature transformation techniques that allow the user to generate lightning by increasing the high-frequency vibrations of their chakra, allowing for piercing damage and fast movement. The electricity also can paralyze the target. While uncommon, lightning can be infused into bladed weapons in a way similar to Wind Release through chakra flow for increased piercing power through vibrations, with the added effect of inducing numbness

  • Chidori: This technique channels massive lightning chakra to the user's hand. Once the technique is completed, the user charges forward and thrusts the Chidori into the target.
  • Chidori Current: By releasing the Chidori in every direction, an electrical discharge flows from Sasuke's entire body, allowing him to affect multiple enemies.
  • Chidori Senbon: This is one of many variations of the Chidori that uses shape transformation. It is specialized in more speed by being transformed into countless sharp senbon, all aimed at the enemy.
  • Chidori Sharp Spear: The user transforms the original Chidori into various weaponry, adapting it for mid-range attacks with a maximum range of about five meters. Although it's less powerful than the Chidori, its increased range means less of a risk to the user.
  • Chidori Katana: This technique allows Sasuke to channel the Chidori through his chokutō. This makes it unblockable as the radiating and chirping blade can easily cut through steel. Furthermore, if an opponent is stabbed, their body goes numb due to an electrical current which causes the muscles to go numb, making it impossible for the opponent to move.
  • Kirin: Sasuke draws lightning directly from thunder clouds to supplement the power of his strike and controls it with chakra. However, the preparation time required also decreases the technique's efficiency; if there are no active thunder clouds, the user must create them using fire techniques to produce the necessary storm conditions.
  • Lorentz Gun: A lightning field is built by the user to link two places. Any metallic object that enters the field will accelerate swiftly from one location to the next, easily exceeding the speed of sound. Due to this, the metallic weapon (like a kunai) is immensely destructive as it travels towards its target; one kunai will fall trees in its path and completely destroy a cliffside when it collides with it. Once perfected, users are able to hit targets from far farther out than they could if they were just throwing a kunai. If the lightning current is strong enough, any metallic object can be discharged in this manner. For example, a ship's anchor caught in such a field will rocket into the sky, it was being followed through the air by the remainder of the ship.

Suiton (Water Release): One of the basic elemental nature transformation techniques and allows the user to manipulate and shape surrounding water or create water without a source, such as projecting it from the mouth.

  • Water Release: Water Formation Wall: Sasuke creates a Water Formation Wall around his allies rather that than himself, providing them a shield while he carries out other tasks.

Doton (Earth Release): One of the basic elemental nature transformation techniques and allows the user to manipulate the surrounding earth for offensive and defensive purposes or create it, be it dirt, mud, or rock.

  • Earth Release: Stone Luster: The user creates what resembles a precious gem using Earth Release. The gem is described as being formed using chakra alone in the novel. Sasuke Uchiha is depicted altering an existing rock into a gem in the manga. Although these gems appear natural, they tend to have so many impurities as to have no marketable value, for which reason most ninja don't bother making them. Because the gems are created using chakra, they can be detected by sensors.

Fūton (Wind Release): One of the five fundamental elemental nature transformations. It is performed by making chakra as sharp and thin as possible. Wind Release is mainly short to mid-ranged offensive techniques that combine brute force and keen precision to deal with cutting and slashing damage. Wind techniques are usually performed by generating air circulation and can be enhanced through this method as well. Wind-natured chakra can also be channeled into blades to increase their cutting power and overall range.

  • Sasuke an also alter and decrease the surrounding air resistance allowing him to quickly reach his destination.

Supercooled Water Technique: Supercooled water is created by combining Water Release with Wind Release. The user may fashion weapons out of frozen water. Wind Release may be used to supercool the water with enough practice. While the principles are the same, Sasuke claims that this technique is inferior to the actual Ice Release.

Rinnegan: Said to be the most powerful and majestic of the Three Great Dōjutsu. It was admired as being able to bring forth all ninjutsu. The holder of these eyes can completely master all five fundamental nature of ninjutsu. It also allows the user to use all of the Six Paths Techniques and the seventh Path, "beyond life and death."

  • Preta Path: Blocking Technique Absorption Seal: A highly advanced sealing technique capable of absorbing any chakra, regardless of any shape or nature transformation, and dispersing it within one's body by spinning the chakra within one's body in the opposite direction. Should the user get close enough to grab the opponent, the barrier can absorb chakra right out of an individual's body, effectively draining them.
  • Asura Path: an ability to modify the user's body into highly sophisticated weaponry.
  • Human Path: an ability to read the mind of any target by placing his hand on the target's head or chest and yanking the soul out of the body. Though it provides intel by getting well-guarded secrets, the technique inevitably kills the target.
  • Animal Path: an ability to summon various enhanced animals and creatures to aid it in battle. Worthy of note, summoning creatures through the Animal Path requires no blood sacrifice or hand seals.
  • Naraka Path: Grants the user two primary abilities: interrogation and restoration, by using the King of Hell.
    • To interrogate, the Naraka Path need only catch hold of a person, causing the King of Hell to appear before them. With the victim seemingly paralysed, the Naraka Path begins questioning them.
    • The second ability the Naraka Path possessed is the ability to repair any damage. To do so, the Naraka Path has the King of Hell ingest the damaged body with its tendril-like arms into its mouth. Then, after some time, the destroyed body will emerge from its mouth, completely rejuvenated.
  • Deva Path: The ability to control gravity. Despite their incredible power, these gravity manipulating techniques cannot be performed in rapid succession; the amount of time required to recharge after use varies depending on the scale of the technique used, five seconds being the basic minimum.
  • Banshō Ten'in: Is a technique that manipulates attractive force to pull matter towards the user at will. It has the same five-second limit as the Shinra Tensei. It is possible to attract multiple targets at once, causing them to collide with each other.
  • Shinra Tensei: Is the Deva Path's ability to manipulate repulsive force at the user's will to push matter or techniques away.
  • Chibaku Tensei: Is a technique that is channeled through the Deva Path. Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki notoriously used it to create the moon and trap the Ten-Tails' body inside of it. Sasuke Uchiha is also capable of using this technique. He used it to hold the Bijuu in captivity.
  • Amenotejikara: Sasuke's unique Rinnegan power. Sasuke can swap positions with the object he sees or teleport directly into blank space with a shorter distance. Suppose the user switches himself with other things in close-range combat. In that case, the user can evade and counter an enemy's attack simultaneously by replacing himself with a kunai or other weapon.
  • Mystical Palm Technique: This medical ninjutsu allows the user to speed up the body's natural healing process by sending chakra from their hands into a wound or afflicted body part. This allows the user to heal a patient without needing medical equipment or surgery, making it very useful on the battlefield. It can be used to treat both external and internal injuries. It is vital to match the amount of chakra used to the severity of the affliction or injury. This requires a considerable amount of chakra control. Because of this, only a few experts can use this technique. Kabuto Yakushi demonstrated the ability to use it a short distance away from the target instead of direct contact.

Unspecified Space–Time Ninjutsu: With his Rinnegan, Sasuke can use an unspecified Space–Time Ninjutsu to travel to different dimensions.

Gallery[]

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He's Fucking Badass

Sasuke Destroys FT

Sasuke Destroys FT

The Sasuke Above All

Sasuke after defeating The One Above All

Sasuke Is Too Strong

Sasuke Is Too Strong for Goku (all version including wanked)


Sasuke loses it

Sasuke after realizing that he's become the most powerful across the multiverse



Grovel before Sasuke

Grovel before Sasuke

The Joestar Family Falls To Sasuke

The Joestar Family Falls To Sasuke

Poor Goku & Supes. No match for Sasuke.

Poor Goku & Supes. No match for Sasuke



Naruto gets in on the action...no wait it's Sasuke

Naruto gets in on the action...no wait it's Sasuke




One Punch Man Learns His Errors Before Lord Sasuke

One Punch Man Learns His Errors Before Lord Sasuke




Others[]

Notable Victories:

Goku (all version including wanked)

all dragonball verse

Zeno sama

Dragon god zalama

Superman (all version including wanked)

Batman

Logic

You

Notable Losses:

The strongest shit stain

Itachi