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Sans battle sprite

Summary

Sans is a lazy fuck who sits around and does nothing all day. Even if all of his acquaintances, including his own brother, are murdered by the protagonist, Sans does nothing about it and lets you go on your merry way. In fact, no matter how many innocent lives you take, Sans does not step in unless you kill every monster in the Underground. When he does step in, he absolutely murders the shit out of you, but in this game you play as a literal child, so this is hardly an impressive feat and it just makes Sans a child murderer.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 10-C

Name: Sans

Origin: Undertale

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Skeleton, sentry, prankster, local child murderer

Powers and Abilities: Magic, Inorganic Physiology (Is a reanimated skeleton who is made out of magic), Bone Manipulation, Non-Physical Interaction (Magic attacks are capable of harming ghosts, such as the Mad Dummy), Danmaku, minor Telekinesis, and Energy Projection (With Gaster Blasters)

Attack Potency: Below Average Human level (Monsters are so much weaker than humans that it would take every monster in the Underground to match a single human's strength. There are at least 322 monsters inhabiting the Underground, making the average monster at least 322 times weaker than an average human. This means the average monster can generate 0.12422360248 joules at the most. Plus, Sans is the weakest monster in the Underground, making him even more of a fucking weakling than any of the other monsters)

Speed: Below Average Human (Can dodge a single attack from a small child. However, he can only dodge one of these attacks at a time, and a second attack will hit him)

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human physically (Failed to move his sock more than two inches), Below Average Human with telekinesis (Can toss a tiny heart around, but even then it visibly tired him out)

Striking Strength: Below Average Class (Can generate 0.12422360248 joules at the absolute most)

Durability: Below Average Human level (Can be one-shotted by an eleven year old with a twig. Should scale to his Attack Potency)

Stamina: Low. Incredibly lazy. Got so tired that he literally fell asleep during a fight with an eleven year old

Range: Unknown

Standard Equipment: Bones, Gaster Blasters

Intelligence: Below Average (Somehow misunderstood extremely clear instructions from Papyrus. Thinks fart jokes are funny)

Weaknesses: Extremely lazy. Probably depressed. Tires out easily. If he is attacked by an opponent who intends on killing him, he will die.

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