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Hubert Cumberdale! fancy seeing you here.
~ Salad Fingers
Jeremy Fisher! I thought you were out fighting the great war!
~ Salad Fingers
I must find the perfect spoon.
~ Salad Fingers
I got a fish cooking in the oven.
~ Salad Fingers
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I like it when the red water comes out...
~ Salad Fingers

Summary[]

Salad Fingers is the main character of the Salad Fingers series. He likes rusty spoons. He is a well meaning humanoid who is rather mentally fractured and talks to puppets, he also makes a unexpected appearance in a game called "indie game battle".

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C to 9-B, likely 4-C to 4-B. 2-C at peak

Name: Salad Fingers

Origin: YouTube

Gender: Male

Age: 28

Classification: Mutant

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Resistance To Death Manipulation, 4th Wall Awareness, Size Manipulation, Teleportation, Dimensional Travel (Needs a mirror or a puddle), Resistance to Existence Erasure, Reality Warping, and possibly the rest of Batter's offensive powers, Can use his puppets to attack, Toon Force, Possibly Flight via Taps, Life ManipulationVoice ManipulationRegeneration (Mid-Low, Low-Mid over time; regenerated from being stabbed through the finger, eventually recovered from a slit in his stomach being torn open), Limited Duplication (Random copies of him can appear), Can seemingly eat anything, including bone and woodResistance to Pain

Attack Potency: Street Level (Can chew straight through skulls and tree branches) to Wall Level (He can fight both Hank and Pilgor. He can also take contact from fight and harm foes like Brad Armstrong, who can take this), likely Star Level to Solar System Level (Can fight on par with The Batter). Low Multiverse Level at peak (Can fight against Niko)

Speed: Below Average Human

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Street Class to Wall Class, likely Star Class to Solar System Class. Low Multiverse Class at peak

Durability: Street Level to Wall Level, likely Star Level to Solar System Level. Low Multiverse Level at peak

Stamina: High

Range: Standard melee range higher with arms

Standard Equipment: Hubert (As a shield)

Intelligence: He is well knowing of all things but he cannot really fight

Weaknesses: Gets carried away if he sees sharp things, is disabled, very insane, very reluctant to fight

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