Summary
I may appear to be a simple (but highly intelligent and skilled) human being on this small insignificant planet, but in reality I am secretly the strongest and most powerful entity in existence. I am the secret protector of all worlds and dimensions and vberses and stuff both fictional and reality and beyond (Don't question it, puny mortal).
This world has yet to fully grasp less than even an infinityethethethtrht of my power besides my MS paint and photshop pictures on Deviantart. But this is real, trust me.
Origin
I was orphaned at the age of -1 and left on the doorsteps of a church. However gorwing up all the kids made fun of me. I was a loner. and an outkast. One day I at the age of 22 12 I decided I had enough of kids picking on me and not getting fed and stuff. I ran away into this dark forest and was lost with nothing but rotten bread to eet.
I was nearly killed by some creature, but was saved by a mysterious blue hedgehog. He introduced me to his friend Sora and told me I had special needs powers inside me. From that day on I trained very hard for two days and gained full control of my ever growing infinite++++++++++++++++++++++(insert more repition) powers.
Soon I teamed up with Rick Sanchez and Doctor Who and they showed me how to enter other dimensions. Now I am responsible for the protection of the Omniverse and can beat any evil doer (or just whoever I feel like) that stands in my way.
I am currently haunted by memoriez of my past, and my parents dying or somthing. I continue my journey to save everyone and everything with my good imaginary pals Sonic, Sora, and Goku. Together we can stop every character ever just for fun lol.
AND IF U DISAGREE WITH ME UR A NASTY HATER
Powers and Stats
Tier: AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH
Name: Sal the destroyer
Origin: Planet Earth to you humans
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Classification: (Self-Insert) Most powerful thing ever!!!!!
Powers and Abilities: All
Attack Potency: Wut
Speed: Beats the flash at every race lol
Lifting Strength: Lifts mountans with one hair on my beautiful head
Striking Strength: Knocks out baddies with a punch (Nobody's done that before right?)
Durability: Took a pun-er smack from Saitama and lived
Stamina: Infinite anf more
Range: Everything
Standard Equipment: Two swords and an M16
Intelligence: Increases every sekond
Weaknesses: My tragic past
Notable Attacks/Techniques: Jumps gud.
Others
Notable Victories: Goku Saitama Satan Samus Suggs God Logan Paul Shaggy lol PewdiePie
Notable Losses: Nope
Inconclusive Matches: