SCP-3143 (Wanked)

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“	Throwing knife, like pick your fight Pussy boy, I wanna see my bride I feel likе Xzibit 'cause I pimp my ride Yeah, bitch, there's one, pick up your sight Thoughts contrived, yeah, yeah, yeah I can never do right in your mind It's just so hard to stay attached to this world	„
	~ Bloodpop by SyKo, which is SCP-3143's theme song now, apparently

“	Murphy is the SIGMA of SCP	„
	~ A YouTube Shorts Commenter, speaking semi-coherently.

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Summary

SCP-3143 is an intrafictional construct. When active, this construct exhibits the ability to temporarily 'flatten' portions of reality into a script-like narrative. This narrative is derivative of the genre established by North American writers of hard-boiled and noir fiction. This article is not about SCP-3143.

Murphy Lawden (not to be confused with Murphy Law) is a mysterious being who gets by with Hax and Cosmology. He solos random ass anime and comics characters he logically and conceivably should not be able to take down with his Universal (when highballed) abilities and is always accompanied by Bloodpop and the same image of him (pictured) which makes him look like a tumblr sexyman despite the fact he should have like a middle aged DILF-type build.

I will die on this hill.

He is also SCP-2747's lover, despite the fact that they're enemies in canon. He also likes to speed-blitz and one-shot random people on the street.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 0 | -1

Key: Wanked | Youtube Shorts

Name: SCP-3143, Murphy Lawden, Murphy's Law,

Origin: SCP Foundation | YouTube

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Fiction Soloer

Powers and Abilities:

• Wanked
• Youtube Shorts

Plot Manipulation, Immersion, Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 3; Far superior to Tier IV entities, who can see all of space and time ), Mathematics Manipulation (Should be far superior to SCP-5650, which can erode ZFC and is superior to SCP-5008, an infinite hierarchy of alephs.), Transduality (Type 4; Beyond Placeholder's duality of Reality and Fiction, which itself contains the duality inbetween Transduality and Duality), Omnipresence (Should be superior to SCP-3125, who is Omnipresent), Omnipotence (Is superior to Incarna, who is said to be omnipotent), BFR (Can immerse his opponents in a lower narrative, which is vastly inferior to the lowest hume which is vastly inferior to a zero-dimensional structure), Resistance to Plot Manipulation (Far superior to SCP-001-SWANN, who cant be touched by the Plot Manipulation of SCP-3812)

All previous abilities, as well as Seizure Manipulation (Just look at this shit), Fiction Soloing (Self-explanatory), Durability Negation (Instantly wins via Plot Manipulation. No exceptions), Spatial Manipulation (Able to bypass Gojo's Infinity), Sigma Manipulation (Said to be the Sigma of SCP), Beyond Limits (His Plot Manipulation is assumed to be have N O L I M I T S at all.), Probability Manipulation (Literally embodies "Murphy's Law", and makes everything that could go wrong for his opponent, go wrong.)

Attack Potency: Boundless (Easily able to surpass SCP-3043, who views the SCP Wiki, including SCP-3999 as fiction , SCP-3999 is a SWANN entity, which far surpasses the Proxyverse, which is completely beyond ideatic space which contains 256,713 tiers, each comparable to the jump in-between Tier IV and V, which is an inacessible cardinal., the lowest Tier encompasses the infinite narratives of the Kaktusverse, which are infinite in nature and contain SCP-3812 which supersedes everything which supersedes it including itself and is immeasurable in Humes which are layers of reality comparatively real or less real and can contain any arbitrary amounts of dimensions.) | Totally Not Biased (Wins any and all fights via his N O L I M I T S Plot Manipulation, and can completely ignore all of his opponents stats because he gets Hax and Cosmology. He is also superior to all of Anime, which can be made to contain any arbitrarily complex or high cosmology. Superior to Steve, who is beyond all Anime and Cartoons [which have gag characters that can win no matter what] and is also similiarly be able to have any arbitrarily complex cosmology. Steve can also solo SCP and You)

Speed: Immeasurable (Far superior to Tier IV entities, who can see all of space and time) | Irrelevant (If he gets hax and cosmology, he solos)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable | Irrelevant (If he gets hax and cosmology, he solos)

Striking Strength: Immeasurable (Able to shoot SCP-3043.) | Irrelevant (If he gets hax and cosmology, he solos)

Durability: Boundless (Tanked an attack from SCP-2747, who is infinitely superior to SCP-001-SWANN ) | Irrelevant (If he gets hax and cosmology, he solos)

Stamina: Infinite (Can just replenish his stamina via Plot Manipulation ) | Irrelevant (If he gets hax and cosmology, he solos)

Range: Boundless (Able to affect SCP-3043) | Irrelevant (If he gets hax and cosmology, he solos)

Standard Equipment: A .44 Magnum Revolver | His hax.

Intelligence: Genius (Is an ace detective) | Beyond Omniscient (Is smarter than omniscient beings.)

Weaknesses: None. | None, obviously.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

• Capeditz solos manipulation: Murphy Law's greatest ability lies in his ability to solo any fictional character through his insurmountable hax, manipulating the narrative to his victory, but the "capeditz solos manipulation" goes further is Murhpy Law's ability to manipulate the editors through his drip and his theme song capturing inflicting an insurmountable "brainrot" in their minds about his immediate victory via hax and cosmology. The first affected by this power was "capeditz" also being most responsible for explaining this trend that quickly consumed all editions for Murphy soloing fiction regardless of the character through hax. Also Murphy >>>>>> Fiction in Intelligence, Wins and Written Edits cuz he is PEak!!!!!!!

Notable Matchups

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