| “ | "As hanging out with losers cramps SCP-10101's style, all personnel working with SCP-10101 must be subjected to the standard Rivertam Coolness Test. Any personnel who scores less than 1.2 decikaminas on the scale is forbidden from close contact with SCP-10101. Any personnel who score negative on the test are urged to stay at least twenty meters away from SCP-10101, due to the risk of instant immolation from sheer awesome." | „ |
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Summary[]
SCP-10101 is an incredibly handsome teenager, 18 years of age, wearing metal glasses. Hair is blond, eyes are blue. SCP-10101 likes to wear black and dark blue and prefers jeans. SCP-10101's favorite pizza toppings are pineapples and sausage, but the main author dislikes chicken and tomatoes; his favorite show is My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. He likes to be called "Jack, the King of Everything"; staff is to refer to SCP-10101 as this under penalty of torture. Subject's varied interests include video games, surfing the Internet and writing creepypasta. SCP-10101 does, in fact, shower every day and is not a "no-life virgin", and all who claim otherwise are to be terminated.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least low 1-C, likely 0, likely higher, -1, ∞, Memetic
Name: Jack, Cool Man, The King of Everything, SCP-10101-J "Not A Self-Insert At All"
Origin: SCP Foundation
Gender: Manly
Age: 18 years old
Height: 1.90 meters
Classification: Awesome Class SCP, Self-Insert, Founder of the SCP Foundation, Joke Class Anomalous Entity
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Berserk Mode (Under no circumstances would hip-hop, rap, or other awful pseudo-music be played in the vicinity of SCP-10101, as this causes the subject to enter a rage state), Pseudo-Flight, Extreme Martial Artist (Has proven himself adept at hand-to-hand warfare, Won a duel against SCP-076-2 in two seconds while blindfolded with arms and legs tied along his ears being plugged), Social Influencing (Is as awesome as Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Bill Gates combined), Abstract Existence (Type 2; Is a Plot Device), Invulnerability (Has immunity from any physical harm), Plot Manipulation (Is a Plot Device), Reality Warping, Matter Manipulation (Can transform/manipulate matter and reality in any way he wishes), Explosion Manipulation (Makes explosions appear behind him for a few seconds), Fire Manipulation (Anyone who scores negative on the Rivertam Coolness Test is at risk of instant immolation due to SCP-10101-J's sheer awesomeness), Healing (Able to heal all diseases that afflict any being, instantly), Hacking (Can hack into any known computer system), Empathic Manipulation (Made SCP-056 go into grief counseling and SCP-953 not evil anymore), Immortality/Regeneration Negation (Types 1, 2, 3 and 9, Low-Godly; Killed SCP-682 in 10 seconds), Immunity to Diseases, Poison, Fire, Ice, Radiation, Acid, Disintegration, Erasure From Reality, Death, Tofu, and everything elseelse[1]
Attack Potency: At least Complex multiverse level, likely Boundlessfar higher (Killed SCP-682 in 10 seconds flat. Fought evenly with SCP-777-J, who cannot be contained by The Foundation), Oceanic Memetic
Speed: Unknown, probably immesurable+ (Can run at a hojillion km/s, which is very fast),Memetic
Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Can lift at least 48736598346587.313352142 tons over his head. I'm too lazy to figure out what this is in classes),Memetic
Striking Strength: At least Low Complex Multiverse level , likely far higher,Oceanic Memetic
Durability: At least Low Complex Multiverse level (Stated to be immune to any physical harm, at least within the SCP Foundation universe), likely Boundless,Oceanic Memetic
Stamina: Unknown
Range: Standard melee range, irrelevant with powers, probably Oceanic Memetic
Standard Equipment: Sunglasses
Intelligence: At least Extraordinary Genius, likely Supergenius. Has an IQ of 9873857, can hack into any known computer system and is better at science than the Foundation's finest researchers. Invented himself.
Weaknesses: Hip-hop, rap and other awful pseudo-music cause him to enter a rage state.
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