Joke Battles Wikia
Origonal sonic oc by sarzcat-d4o3fg6

Summary[]

Two amazing deviations that Deviantart user sarzcat casually pooped out of his bum. They are very weak and are here to defeat you.

This just goes to show how awesome sarzcat is. (See the note below)

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Garbage Tier

Name: Ronic | Pails

Origin: Deviantart user sarzcat's anus

Gender: Xhe | Xhe

Age: 3 | 29

Classification: Conic OCs of the decade

Powers and Abilities: 32741786308747054137857123543278541305340256378016308362 times faster than Super Sonic | Laser nipples

Attack Potency: Garbage Level (Came out of sarzcat's spasm chasm | Same

Speed: 32741786308747054137857123543278541305340256378016308362x faster than Super Sonic | Garbage

Lifting Strength: Lower than the chances of you finding a funny page on this website (Jk this website is awesome please don't meme me)

Striking Strength: ^

Durability: Garbage | Garbage

Stamina: None | None

Range: 8 inches | 7 miles

Standard Equipment: 3 paper clips and a string | Gaster blasters (in his nipples (He has four of them))

Intelligence: Non-sentient | Somewhat sentient 

Weaknesses: Allergic to death | Anything made of matter kills him upon touching him

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Note: Sarzcat has scrapped the joke by now.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Rainbow Dash (Downplayed)

Notable Losses:

Kirby

Giorno Giovanna

Sans

Beerus

My mother

Kenny McQuiggly

Mettaton NEO

Lesser Dog

Everything that isn't below garbage tier

Inconclusive Matches: