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If you want something to smile about, just say "cheeseburger at McDonalds."
~ Ronald McDonald
Ronald mcdonald

Summary[]

Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the fast-food chain McDonald's, having appeared in commercials, a promotional comic book series, and a series of video games. since then Ronald McDonald has been one of the most famous fast food mascots and one of the most recognizable and the strongest

fictional characters in the world. 

Powers and Stats[]

  • 2-A (Multiverse Level+) to 1-B (Low Outerverse Level)

Via feats that include controlling infinite timelines, creating sentient narrative spaces, and existing beyond linear causality. Ronald interacts with concepts and beings from stacked dimensions—he isn’t just a clown... he’s a narrative phenomenon.

Name: Ronald McDonald, Donald McDonald, Ronald, etc...

Origin: McDonalds

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (Not even he knows his true age)

Classification: Mascot Of McDonalds, Clown, King, Magician, Superhero,

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Fourth Wall Awareness (Shown Here), Magic, Toon Force, Reality Warping, Self-Sustenance (Type 1, can survive in space), Martial Arts (Shown Here), Acrobatics (Shown Here, Here, and Here), Non-Physical Interaction (Can walk on Moonbeams, and stand on clouds/rainbows), Vehicular Mastery (Can drive virtually any vehicle he can get his hands on), Disguise Mastery, Sand Manipulation (Can shoot magical dust/glitter from his hands), Flight (Shown Here), Creation (Can create objects (mainly McDonalds food), that he needs from thin air at will.), Light Manipulation (With his McDonalds logo, can also "turn off" the Moon and Sun), Limited Explosion Manipulation (His Logo can shoot fireworks and summon balloons), Body Control/Elasticity (Can stretch his arms, extend a bird crest from his head, inflate himself like a balloon, and transform into LEGO blocks.), Size Manipulation (Shown Here), Afterimage Creation, Telekinesis (Shown Here, Here, Here, and Here), Energy Projection (Can fire Magical Energy Blasts), Time Manipulation and Time Stop (Can stop, restart, and rewind time with his magic), Darkness Manipulation (Has a Sentient Animated Shadow), Teleportation, Cloth Manipulation (Ripped the stripes off of Hamburgler's outfit, created Pirate costumes, and created a Mummy costume out of toilet paper), Gravity Manipulation (Made his car fly by spinning the steering wheel super fast, danced down the string of a Kite, made a jump rope stick to a wall and act as a staircase.), Air Manipulation and Breath Attack (Overpowered an alien tractor beam by inhaling through a straw, also shown here), Weather Manipulation (Made it snow by snapping his fingers, also shown here), Life Manipulation (Created Butterflies, also brought a Pumpkin to life), Transmutation (Turned Bananas into Banana Shakes), Earth Manipulation (Fixed holes in the ground with his powers), Limited Water Manipulation (Grabbed water out of a water fountain), Power Bestowal (Gave some McDonald-Land residents the ability to sing, gave a girl the ability to summon more French fries.), Existence Erasure (Snapped away his hammock), Immersion and Dimensional Travel (Shown Here, Here, Here, Here, and Here), Text Manipulation (Can lift up subtitles from the bottom of the screen), Pocket Reality Manipulation (Created a snowy pocket realm for a snowman to life, complete with snowman parents), Resistance to Magic, Extreme Heat, Gravity Manipulation, Explosion Manipulation (Tanked a close range rocket blast), and Time Manipulation (Was unaffected by a machine which screwed around with time, making everything go backwards.)

Summoning (Can summon Hamburgler, Birdie, Grimace, The Happies, and the McNuggets. Has a closet full of living shoes), Dimensional Storage (With Magic Top Hat, Magic Belt, his Magic Bags, and Suitcase), Resurrection and Immortality (Type 4) (Can grant people extra lives, although it's unknown if he can grant himself extra lives or not.), Gravity Manipulation (With Gravity Boots), Explosion Manipulation (With Cherry Bombs), Magnetism Manipulation (With his Mc-Magnet), Enhanced Senses (Has an X-Ray Machine), Reality Warping, Creation, and Energy Projection (Owns multiple Magic Wands, which can warp reality, create objects, and shoot energy blasts.), Weather Manipulation and Life Manipulation (With Magic Snowflake, Magic Wand, and Ice Cream Machine), Dimensional Travel (With Magic Stick, and Magical Elevator), Flight (With Balloons, Clown Shoes, and certain vehicles), Invisibility (With Invisible Car which can also Reverse Time by driving backwards), Underwater Breathing (With Submarine), Self-Sustenance (Type 1, with Spacesuit), Spaceflight (With Rocket), Time Travel (With Time Machine and Revolving Time Door)

Attack Potency:

  • Universe level+ (Low 2-C) physically (Has created realms with their own space-time and physically overpowered beings capable of manipulating celestial bodies; endured clashes with characters like Grimace and Hamburglar, who can warp reality on a global scale).
  • Multiverse level (2-A) with magic (Has created and manipulated numerous pocket dimensions with independent skies, flipped entire realities like curtains, and generated countless stars across multiple timelines with ease. Magic operates on a higher conceptual layer than physical feats).

Speed:

  • Massively FTL+ physically (Can traverse planetary distances in seconds, reacted to beams of light and magic across dimensional layers, and won races that spanned the globe while joking around).
  • Immeasurable with magic (Able to move during time stop, jump across timelines, and interact with higher-dimensional spaces instantly).

Lifting Strength:

  • Immeasurable with magic (Lifted and manipulated conceptual constructs such as symbolic stars and dimensional barriers).
  • At least Stellar physically (Held massive stars, manipulated planetary masses with ease using telekinesis and physical strength).

Striking Strength:

  • Universe Class (Physically struck with enough power to disrupt space-time layers; casually battered reality-warping foes).
  • Multiverse Class with magic (His enchanted attacks distort multiple timelines, destabilize narrative realms, and crack pocket universes apart).

Durability:

  • Universe level+ (Tanked hits from beings who can casually bend reality, survived the implosion of alternate dimensions, and laughed off being thrown into a collapsing pocket realm).
  • Has survived time paradoxes, fourth-wall breaches, and meme-core breakdowns in the Meme Multiverse.

Stamina:

  • Extremely High (Engages in multiversal-scale events, performs hours of high-energy antics and battles without tiring; has shown no limits to endurance even while traversing cosmic realms).

Range:

  • Universal with magic, potentially Multiversal (Can affect entire timelines, dimensions, and cross metaphysical narrative structures).
  • Interstellar physically (Elasticity and toon force allow him to reach absurd distances with comedic ease).

Standard Equipment:

  • Hamburgers (summonable), Two Magic Wands, Magic Bags, Magic Top Hat (pocket dimension access), Giant Baseball Bat, Time Machine, Magic Belt, Reality-Bending Straw, Balloons (flight), Shoes (enhanced jumping), Invisible Car (time travel), Submarine, Rocket, Magical Vehicles, and narrative-level artifacts like the Big Mac Divider (used in some expanded media/headcanon).

Intelligence:

  • Genius, possibly Extraordinary Genius

Skilled magician, master of disguise, multilingual, skilled at interacting with both humans and animals. Inventor of highly advanced tech such as the Time Door, Sentient Robots, McChrono Watch, and dimensional constructs like Burger Realms. Shows exceptional tactical thinking in battles against beings like Circuit and Bluebell the Bizarre.


Weaknesses:

  • Sometimes overly naive, childlike, and forgiving, which can lead him into traps or allow enemies like Bluebell and Greeny to escape.
  • May act with bizarre logic or excessive kindness, which can unintentionally harm others (e.g., giving Grimace sentience twice).
  • Absolutely disgusted by roasted hazelnuts near caramel. Do not offer him a Hazelnut McFlurry unless you want to see Ultra Ronald.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses: NONE, strongest being ever

Inconclusive Matches: