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I got blisters on my fingers by hellen86
This is a serious message to everyone watching my update right now. Peace and love peace and love. I want to tell you, please, after the 20th of October do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that has a date on the envelope it's gonna be tossed. I'm warning you with peace and love but I have too much to do so no more fan mail. Thank you thank you, and no objects to be signed, nothing. Uh, anyway peace and love peace and love.

Starr
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

Turtle form
If you don't love nonsense, I'll lob off your hands!

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Unrestricted Starr
I can't get enough of peace and love
This is what I've come to understand
I've pulled myself together through all kinds of weather
I give you everything I can
Well, I've seen it all
From the mountains of Nepal
To Reno, Nevada
I've taken all the falls
I was climbing up the walls
And now it doesn't matter
Nothin' stays the same
But I'm still in the game
What's my name?
Ringo!

Summary[]

I can feel the love from the stars above
What's my name? (Ringo!)
Following the sun where the river runs
What's my name? (Ringo!)
Now I raise my hands all across the lands
What's my name? (Ringo!)

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 8-C | At least 2-B

Name: Ringo Starr

Origin: The Beatles | Ringo Starr and his All Starr Band

Gender: Male

Age: 81

Classification: Drummer, but not the best in the Beatles | Cosmic Being, personification of Peace and Love

Powers and Abilities: Reality Warping (Helped create an entire circus in Strawberry Fields), Flight (source), Has Magic Rings to ward off evil spirits, Broadway Force, Marksman

Attack Potency: At least Building level (Managed to stop a train with raw force in The Yellow Submarine. Tore up a freeway at the speed of sound. Created an entire circus in the animated music video for Strawberry Fields Forever) | At least Multiverse level (Superior to Jesus Christ, equal to Ognir who has the power to destroy all of time and space, which at least spans several realities. Ognir's mere presence was rewriting at least one timeline)

Speed: Immeasurable (Visited Strawberry Fields, a place where nothing is real. Piloted the Yellow Submarine through the Sea of Green, a literal timeline. Should be comparable to the Nowhere Man, who exists in a realm of non-existence.. Traveled to the void beyond existence.)

Lifting Strength: Likely Class K | Omnipresent

Striking Strength: At least Building Class | Multiversal

Durability: At least Building level | At least Multiverse level

Stamina: High

Range: Townwide (created a circus)

Standard Equipment:

Intelligence: Generally shown to be quite low, compared to young kids.

Weaknesses: War and Hate, the 20th of October (this date weakens him)

Notable Attacks/Techniques: TBA

Key: "Human" form | Unrestricted Form

Others[]

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