| “ | Did you know, that rabbit warrens can span as wide as four miles... And as deep as the roots of Yggdrasil? | „ |
Summary[]
In the age just before history, Rabbits towered over Earth's other inhabitants. The colossal beasts were so large, they could topple human settlements with minor effort. To remedy their destructive power, a council of alchemists gathered to discuss a solution. They chose to reduce the giant's size by dividing them into smaller duplicates of themselves... Dissolving the dozens of titans into billions of miniature creatures. The alchemical process wielded unexpected results, the nature of Rabbits were forever changed.
Because Rabbits were reduced and duplicated so many times, they became addicted to increasing their numbers. Their reproductive urges and short gestation period led to an epidemic that caused a nearly global famine. As life on Earth began to dwindle, three rabbits took to finding the alchemist artifact known as the Egg of Eostre. Named after the Lady of Spring, the egg was said to be capable of growing back all that had been lost. The first rabbit, Bun Bun, searched below the Earth. She hoped the find the egg beneath the soil, but she never returned. The second rabbit, by the name of Snowball, sought the wisdom of the World Turtle. He came to the Cemetery that the entity called home, and offered his left hind foot of answers... The turtle instead swallowed him whole in a single gulp, leaving only his offered foot behind. The third, known as Thumper, found the magical egg in a bought of extreme luck. It lay beneath the thorns of a large bush, the world regained it's lost vitality afterward, and many of the rabbits left Earth to live on the Moon. Did you know, that rabbits can moves at speeds of up to 860 mph when they feel threatened? The resulting sonic boom receives a 32 percent on Metacritic. Rabbits don't actually have ears, the protrusions on the tops of their heads are actually a form of advanced antennae. They amplify a Rabbits awareness and senses so powerfully, they have a sort of "Omniscience" field that covers a half-mile radius. Most Rabbits past the time foraging, fleeing from predators or getting piss drunk with friends. Rabbits never keep their word and are well known to cheat at Poker because they think it's funny. There are two prophecies that have not yet come o pass involving their ancient history. The first is that during Easter Festivities, a lucky child will find the Egg of Eostre, and the world shall prosper twice over. The second is the return of the Moon Rabbits, who will assist Bowser in stealing Princess Peach yet again. We must look to the future, and be as alert of Rabbits... For the day the Eostre egg is found once more.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-B, possibly 7-B, 3-A with Warrens || High 7-A, 3-A with Warrens || High 6-A, possibly Far Higher
Name: Rabbit, Bunnies, Moon Rabbits, Snowball, Bun Bun, and Thumper, Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, Oryctolagus cuniculus
Origin: The Amazing Truth (Verse)
Gender: Varies (Can either be male or female)
Age: Varies (Wild rabbits only live for about 1-2 years, although domesticated rabbits can live for around 8-12 years.)
Classification: Lagomorphs, Former Destroyers/Saviors of Earth, Guardians of Spring, Space Explorers/Colonizers, Bowser's Minions.
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Self Sustenance (Type 1), Small Size (Type 1), Preparation, Enhanced Senses, Cosmic Awareness, Information Analysis, and Pseudo Omniscience (With antennae "ears", they can hear, see, smell, touch, sense, and know about literally anything within a half-mile radius.), Natural Weaponry (Sharp claws and Teeth), Weapon Mastery, Vehicular Mastery, Superhuman Speed (They can run fast enough to create sonic booms.), Technology Manipulation (Their sonic booms can manipulate Metacritic), Limited Duplication (A Rabbit is born every 5-7 minutes), Flight (A groups of Rabbits flew/immigrated to the Moon.), Spatial Manipulation and Pocket Reality Manipulation (With their Warrens), Limited Supernatural Luck (Thumper accidentally stumbled across the Egg of Eostre, when all other Rabbits were unable to locate it.), Resistance to Blood Manipulation (They have almost 4 pounds of Testosterone inside their bodies instead of blood), Stealth Mastery, Freezing Cold and Cosmic Radiation
All previous abilities (Minus Small Size), plus Large Size (Type 3)
Magic, Creation, Reality Warping, Plant Manipulation, Water Manipulation, and Life Manipulation (With the Egg of Eostre.), Spaceflight (With space ships), Limited Earth Manipulation (Created a Rabbit shaped mark on the Moon after they colonized it), Dimensional Travel and Immersion (Travelled to the Mario universe)
Attack Potency: Wall Level, possibly City Level (Are comparable to Cats and Geese), Universe Level with Burrows (Their burrows are half the size of the roots of Yggdrasil, which is of infinite size and holds possibly dozens of universes on it's branches.) || Large Mountain Level (Should be comparable to Polar Bears, could easily destroy cities and flatten valleys), Universe Level with Warrens (Should be able to create larger Warrens than their Post Alchemized selves.) || At least Multi Continent Level (They created an enormous Rabbit shaped mark on the Moon, a large army of Rabbits decimated the Earth beyond repair, and the Egg of Eostre recreated all of it instantly.), possibly Far Higher (Can presumably fight alongside Mario characters, though nothing more is said on the matter.)
Speed: Supersonic (Can run at 860 mph at will) | Supersonic (Shouldn't be that much slower than before) || Unknown
Lifting Strength: Below Average Human (Can support the weight of a house cat; rabbits are capable of jumping 2-4 feet vertically and up to 15 feet horizontally.) || Class M by virtue of sheer size || Unknown
Striking Strength: Wall Class, possibly City Class || Large Mountain Class || Multi Continent Class, possibly Far Higher
Durability: Wall Level, possibly City Level, Universe Level with Warrens || Large Mountain Level, Universe Level with Warrens || Unknown (The Egg of Eostre is never shown to be damaged, never shown fighting anyone in the Mario universe.)
Stamina: Superhuman
Range: Below Standard Melee Range, half a mile with Omniscience senses, Universal with Warrens. || Hundreds of meters via sheer size, Universal with Warrens || Planetary with Egg of Eostre, Multiversal+ with Dimensional Travel/Immersion
Standard Equipment: Spaceships, Warrens, The Egg of Eostre, possibly far more via Preparation.
Intelligence: Gifted (Are stated to be "even more deadly and cunning" than Geese. They are skilled Poker players, surprisingly manipulative liars, and extremely skilled builders and mechanics. They are smart enough to build colonies on the Moon, and create warrens as large as universes. They managed to both destroy and save the Earth, and have traveled to the Mario universe to work alongside Bowser.), Omniscient with Antennae "ears"...
Weaknesses: They are much weaker without superior numbers. Rabbits aren't normally fighters, preferring to make use of their speed and zig-zag motions to escape predators. Rabbits are prone to diseases and deformities. A deformity caused by Shope papillomavirus is the basis of the Jackalope myth, although the deformity will cause rabbits to die of starvation depending on the growth of said "horns."
Key: Post Alchemized Rabbits || Pre Alchemized Rabbits || With Preparation
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