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Qui Gon Gym

Not even Darth Maul on weed is enough to take him out.

Summary[]

In the dawn of the Great Swole War, a new theat to the Sith has arrived...

You've heard of Ben Swolo, now get ready for...Qui Gon Gym.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Ocean, possibly Memetic

Name: Qui Gon Gym

Origin: Swole Star Wars

Gender: If you can't figure out what gender he is you need to get some help

Age: Ripped

Classification: The Greatest Body-Builder Ever to Exist

Powers and Abilities: The Force, The Other Force

Attack Potency: Ocean, possibly Memetic (Bench pressed Ben Swolo, regarded as a great swole Jedi, killed normal Darth Maul with absolute ease, and latter battled against Darth Maul On Weed, ending up as the victor. Trained Obi-Wan Gainobi)

Speed: Massively Faster than The Force (Beat The Force in a 100 meter dash)

Lifting Strength: All of It (Dead Lifted "The Force")

Striking Strength: All of It

Durability: Ocean, possibly Memetic (Survived being inside a Black Hole which was consuming the omniverse)

Stamina: More than you

Range: Average Human with physical attack, Omniversal via The Force

Standard Equipment: His Lightsaber, His Huge Biceps

Intelligence: Smarter than Darth Maul even when he was on weed 

Weaknesses: McDonalds

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Flex (Qui Gon doubles in size)
  • Dead Lift (Qui Gon lifts his opponent)
  • Bench Press (Qui Gon bench presses his opponent, he used this attack to easily defeat Ben Swolo)

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Darth Maul

Darth Maul (On Weed)

Ben Swolo

Notable Losses:

McDonalds

Inconclusive Matches:

Yggdriswole

Emperor Palprotein