Summary[]
One of the lesser lords of the internet, Pyrosancal (not to be confused with the medicine) has been slowly climbing the ranks of reality to establish himself as one of the most powerful beings on the Youtubian sphere.
Many foolish peasants also believe he is a merely 22 year old fat lesbian transgender, and while his newly-assumed identity would lead to that conclusion, he is in fact the legitimate son of Stalin, and the true power behind Nikita Khrushchev.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Ocean | Low Memetic | High Memetic | Glorious Tireless Leader | High YouTube Carcinogenic Infinity+ | Ultrom Movie Destroyer | THICC
Name: Niall Comas Pyrocynical
Origin: YouTube
Gender: Lesbian
Age: 96 (Looks 15, but his voice betrays him)
Classification: British, Chernobyl resident, Furry, Alleged pedophile (by President Gnomestar)
Powers and abilities: Meme erasure, Internetpotence, Cancerpotence, Soviet Manipulation, etc
Attack Potency: Ocean level (Roasted Keemstar effortlessly) | Low Memetic level (Contributed to the killing of Ugandan Knuckles, ran over PunPun, a minor meme creator) | High Memetic level (Mocked and defeated a million comments regarding the tightness of his pussy. Should be superior to his previous form) | Glorious Tireless Leader level (Second only to his father and NFKRZ in the Soviet leadership) | High YouTube Carcinogenic Infinity+ level (Has mocked Pewdiepie on numerous occasions, challenged both Jake and Logan Paul for a time) | Ultrom Cancer Movie Destroyer level (Completely annihilated the Emoji Movie, it was said that on the day this ancient document was forged, the Infinitely Memetic Ultranet itself nearly shook apart) | THICC level (At this point it is completely pointless to even attempt to comprehend his "attack potency", not that the concept has any meaning to him)
Speed: Faster than ROOOOOIGHT INTO DA BULLSHIT | Massively Omnipopresent, far faster with face reveal (Reached every corner of the Internet in seconds) | Massively Omnipopresent++++++++++ | Tireless Swiftness of Action level | Youtube++++++++++ (Caught both Logan's and Jake's scandals before YouTube ever could, performed the Bro Fist, however at a lesser level than Pewds') | Completely Cancerversal Omniexistence++++++++++ (React to the shitiness of the Emoji Movie effortlessly and proceeded to stomp it) | THICC speed (At this point it is completely pointless to even attempt to comprehend his "speed", not that the concept has any meaning to him)
Lifting Strength: Class Too fat+, though he is above such concepts either way
Striking Strength: See Attack Potency
Durability: Ocean level (Casually took Keem's bullshit arguments) | Low Memetic level (Was assaulted by numerous followers of memes he roasted, took their punishment like it was nothing) | High Memetic level (Survived the onslaught of a million zombie-like YouTube comments repeating the same joke effortlessly) | Glorious Tireless Leader level (Numerous Communist leaders tried to overthrow him, all failed) | High YouTube Carcinogenic Infinity+ level (Withstood mocking from Pewds, and mocked right back) | Ultrom Cancer Movie Destroyer level (Could withstand the terror of the Emoji Movie Trailer) | THICC level (At this point it is completely pointless to even attempt to comprehend his "durability", not that the concept has any meaning to him)
Stamina: Low as fuck normally. Completely above such a concept in any form approaching 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his true power
Range: Ultra Internetal normally, above such concepts in his greater forms
Standard equipment: His fat, otherwise above such concepts and a Dwayne Johnson Plush
Intelligence: Lord of knowledge, smarter than Elbert Ainstein
Finisher Move: Super Hyperbomb Megaton Multilatural Petscop Lesbian Cannon
Key: Avatar | Regular form | Fabulous Mode | True First Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party | Lord of the Lesbians | Predicter of the Shit/The Holy Bingo | True Form/Prophet of the THICC
Others[]
Notable victories:
Logan and Jake Paul (Wasn't able to cause much damage to them, however he wasn't using his true power)
Everything and everyone
This wiki is done
Inconclusive matches:
Morgz's mom
PewDiePie (The Real World) Pewds' profile (This was True First Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party Pyro and Fuhrer of the Fourth Reich Pewds)
Stalin