Platonic Chicken (The Trashfire, Wanked)

“	The Perfect Waldorf — Apples and grapes from the centennial trees of Upstate New York's nameless forests, mayonnaise sourced from the eggs of platonic chickens, walnuts annually self-trimmed from living trees dedicated to self-perfection: anything to elevate the hidden gem of NYC to heights of perfection.	„
	~ The sentence containing the famed platonic chicken

“	We are never gonna live down platonic chickens.	„
	~ Sandmanmermermerer

Summary

The Platonic chicken is my greatest shame a real actual physical thing that people thought was a platonic concept in Alt Battles Wiki.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 1-A, likely 0

Name: Platonic Chicken

Origin: SCP Foundation (The Trashfire)

Gender: Unknown

Age: One Day (It got reverted after one day bruh)

Classification: Wank

Powers and Abilities: Conceptual Manipulation, Abstract Existence (Is a platonic concept fr fr.), Power Bestowal (Temporarily upgraded the Trashfire gods into being possibly 1-A), Organic Manipulation (Can probably lay eggs or something), Mind Manipulation (Made AmogusSusfunni and other Alt Battles Wiki users temporarily forget about reasonable powerscaling)

Attack Potency: Outerverse level (Is a platonic concept, upgraded the Trashfire Gods into being at this level), likely Boundless (Should be superior to The Pillars, although this feat possibly no longer applies as the Pillars got deleted)

Speed: Immeasurable (Exists beyond space and time), possibly lower (Couldn't dodge being revised from existence)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Immeasurable

Durability: Outerverse level, likely Boundless

Stamina: Average (Should be superior to The Pillars, who love sleeping, so really just average)

Range: Outerversal, possibly Boundless

Standard Equipment: None notable.

Intelligence: Animalistic (It's an animal. Can't get more animalistic than this)

Weaknesses: Basic research

Notable Attacks/Techniques: None notable.

Others

Notable Victories:

AmogusSusfunni (Possessed her to make a half-baked CRT to upgrade the Trashfire without fact checking)

The Alt Battles Wiki community in general

The Pillars (The Backrooms)

Notable Losses:

Yuri907 (Figured out that the Platonic Chicken was fraudulent)

Gluten (Gluten can cause digestive issues if ingested by a chicken)

Inconclusive Matches: