| “ | MY ASSHOLE BURNS BRUH | „ |
| ~ Pissino when his butt burns, only for Fortnite Ninja to roast marshmallows on it. |
Summary[]
Pissino is the main protagonist of the shitpost game Pizza Tower SAGE 2019 Repainted, also known as "Piss Towel". His in-game bio describes him as things such as "the owner of his pp" and quote: "He destroys families and delivers evil children"
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 7-C, higher with higher stages of Mach Run and Body Slam, even higher with Transformations and Optional Equipment
Name: Pissino
Origin: Pizza Tower SAGE 2019 Repainted
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-Aged
Classification: Human, Chef, Owner of Pissino's Piss
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics,Breaking the Fourth Wall, Elasticity and Toon Force (Can casually get flattened into a Slime,Jump Extremely High when he Ass is on Fire), Regeneration (Mid-Low; Can regenerate broken bones and shattered teeth nearly instantly),, Acrobatics (Is surprisingly agile and can perform several acrobatic moves like flips, long jumps, dives and rolls),Meme Phsyiology,Multiple Selves (Type 2; Has a Stand spiritual entity derived from Pissino's soul, with a consciousness of its own, able to act in situations where Pissino himself otherwise couldn't),Proficient Hand-to-Hand Combatant (Can parry and counter a variety of different physical attacks including punches, dives, charges and more. Capable of taking on a Super Powerful Cripple), Free Movement and Afterimage Creation (Both with the Mach Run; Can create afterimages while running, run on water and even climb and run up walls through sheer speed), Restricted Flight (The Super Jump can send Pissiino flying straight upwards until he hits an obstacle),Bodily Weaponry (Has parts of his body that he can utilize in combat, such as his teeth), Attack Reflection (With Parries; Can block and reflect lightning magic), Limited Non-Physical Interaction (With Super Taunts and Parries; Can block attacks from enemies with a well-timed Parry and harm enemies with Super Taunts), Shockwave Creation (His Body Slam can force all on-screen grounded enemies into the air), Resistance to Fire Manipulation (Is relatively fine after having Fallen into a Lava River)
Attack Potency: Town level (Is Comparable To Wario,Because in one of his Taunts he becomes Wario, in addition to being able to One-Shot Steve and Alex without Armor and can break Brick and Glass Walls,in addition again can Affect Elmo who is Comparable to him) higher with higher stages of Mach Run and Body Slam, even higher with Transformations and Optional Equipment (The Crippled Pissino can easily One Shot Various Types of enemies just in Contact,and He has acess to Donkey Kong Gun)
Speed: At least Supersonic (Can casually dodge, parry and even outrun Projectiles with his Grab Dash,His run is called the "Mach Run"), higher with Mach Run (The Mach Run is considerably faster than his Grab Dash and the rest of his moveset)
Lifting Strength: Class 5 (Can Carry His Enemies)
Striking Strength: Town level,higher with higher stages of Mach Run and Body Slam, even higher with Transformations and Optional Equipment
Durability: At least Town level (Can withstand hits from Elmo that is Comparable to It)
Stamina: Superhuman (Can get viciously attacked, burnt, crushed, and even electrocuted hundreds of times without any breaks and still be fine)
Range: Varies from Standard Melee Range to Several Meters physically (Via changing the size of his body parts), up to Tens of Meters with Optional Equipment and certain moves like the Super Taunt Standard Equipment: None notable
- Optional Equipment: Multiple Transformations, Tower Secret Treasures, Barrels, Bombs,Wario's Bike,"Evil Children"
Intelligence: Above Average (Can effectively use a bunch of different power-ups/gimmicks right after only just finding them without any prior knowledge)
Weaknesses: Constantly anxious or furious no matter the situation. Some of his Transformations can be removed with certain attacks, like electricity-based ones
Others[]
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