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Pink Guy

Summary[]

"He has existed for eons, roaming the primordial earth, weaving songs about the objects and things he sees to whatever living creatures he can find.

When the earth cooled and shook, a barren wasteland of rock, he was there.

When the walls of Babylon rose, he was there.

When the empires of Egypt and Nubia formed, he was there.

When the Golden Hordes of Mogul stormed the world, he was there.

Now he is here.

And when the earth dies, and the universe darkens- he will be there." - A poem about Pink Guy

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 4-A, 2-B via summons, Unknown with the boom box

Name: Pink Guy

Origin: Filthy Frank Show

Gender: Male

Age: (-)80,000 Chromosomes

Classification: Lycra, Rapper

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Rapping, can seek aid from Chin-Chin, Type 2 Immortality

Attack Potency: At least Multi-Solar System Level+ (Has a similar chromic level to Filthy Frank, as they can both summon Chin Chin) at least Multiverse Level via summons (Can summon Chin-Chin) Unknown with the boom box (Green C*** stated that the boom box could "destroy everything")

Speed: At least Massively FTL+

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Likely Multi-Solar System Class

Durability: At least Multi-Solar System Level+, possibly Universe Level (If we take the poem literally, he is capable of surviving the end of the universe)

Stamina: Likely very high, traversed several realms in pursuit of Filthy Frank

Range: Melee

Standard Equipment: A Boombox that Green C*** stated could "Destroy everything" if it fell into the wrong hands

Intelligence: Likely pretty high, skilled at rapping, is capable of differentiating the Fake Frank from the real Filthy Frank just from his physical appearance, despite them being identical aside from their glasses 

Weaknesses: Struggles to speak english, and often only does so under extreme emotional stress

Notable Attacks/Techniques: None

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