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Chjöp Chjöp
~ Felix Kjellberg

Summary[]

Felix Kjellberg (Also known as PewDiePie) is the King of Bros, he has an army of over 100 Million 9 year olds. He's the one true legitimate son of Hitler and the secret leader of the Forth Reich (Evidence can be found here and here, warning though, those images may be offensive). He regarded as the strongest of the Three Gods of YouTube, with Markiplier and Jacksepticeye as his inferiors and compatriots. His two most notable battles were against Logan Paul (In the form of KSI), and T-series.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: BuT cAn YoU dO ThIS!!! (And the answer is no...no you can't)

Name: Felix Kjellberg

Origin: Sweden

Gender: Male, but he respects Whamen

Age: 9 + 21 Bonus Years

Classification: YouTuber, King of Bros

Powers and Abilities: Here is a few (The actual list is to big to be contained on one Wiki page)

Large Size (Type 3) (5-6 football feilds tall), YouTube Manipulation (As seen when he created his own YouTube Channel), Video Manipulation (Uploads videos daily), View Manipulation (He gains fuck tons of views), Green Screen Manipulation, Meme Destruction (As seen here), Laughing, Roasting, Skilled in Sword Combat (As seen here), Martial Arts Mastery (Shown to be highly skilled at martial arts in his fight with Lord Boros), Capable of existing outside of existnce (as seen here), Cringe Manipulation, All of the Powers I forgot to list and more

Attack Potency: More than enough to kill even the strongest meme (Created Ugandan Knuckles out of lasagna and ate him, effortlessly overpowered Super Saiyan God Goku, matched Thanos in single combat, confirmed to have killed numerous memes, stated to have "The Omnipotent Power" with which he uses to kill memes, was completely confident in his ability to kill Big Chunguseven more powerful than Shaggy Rogers, casually defeated old PewDiePie

Speed: Uberdubergodlybonkers+ (Easily beat PewDiePie in a race)

Lifting Strength: Memetic

Striking Strength: Memetic

Durability: Even God himself doesn't understand (Tanked hits from PewDiePie. A 1000 degree ball couldn't burn a picture of him)

Stamina: PewPewPew

Range: To Much

Standard Equipment: His Chair (only $399), camera, his subs, his money, The Ruby Brofist, The Bro Force, Pink Headphones

Intelligence: Woke AF (Demonstrated his wokefullness here and here. Stated to have an IQ of 100,000,100

Isn't their supposed to be something here?

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Meme review (Kills any meme, no matter what)
  • LWIAY (Looks at memes, degrading their worth) 
  • YLYL (Laughs at people) 
  • Roast (Roasts you, once you have been roasted, there's no coming back, did this to Logan Paul)  
  • Bro Fist (Annihilates any and all aspects of a person)
  • "But can you do THIS?"
  • THE SPIT (Felix spits on you and it makes you so offended that you want to destroy Felix but to do that you have to be stronger than him which is impossible. He learned this move from Uganda Knuckles.)
  • PewDiePie's crippling depression: a part of PewDiePie. It works on almost anyone except for 1 person. and that's what it lost to.
  • Indian 9 year olds: with Indian 9 year olds he gets tons of subs. the only non indian channel that has a ton of indian subs
  • Pakistani 9 year olds: same as Indian 9 year olds except there are some other people that has it.
  • LASAGNIA: T series diss track. slowed down t series sub growth from 200,000 - 150,000 subs to 100,000 subs to 60,000 subs a day but it drained pewds subs as well from 35,000-30,000 to 25,000-12,500 subs gained a day.

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Feats[]

Became the most Subscribed Channel on YouTube for several years.

Defeated Goku

Defeated Jiren.

Defeated Thanos multiple times.

Defeated the YouTube Algorithm.

Used Dr. Phil for views.

Destroyed hoards of Memetic and Ocean level fighters with complete ease.

Others []

Stomps:

Azathoth (Cthulhu Mythos)

Ricescum

Ryan Higa

Markiplier

Jacksepticeye

KSI

Vegita777

DanTDM

PopularMMOs

Dude Perfect

Jake Paul

Logan Paul

Alinity

PewDiePie

Jennifer Lawrence

Amy Schummer

Katy Perry

Taylor Swift

Luis Fonsi Official

PSY

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Mark Zuckerberg

Every Youtuber (has your favorite youtuber get 109 mil subs, I dont think so)

Goku

Jiren

Thanos

Boros

Errorsaness (I SUBSCRIBED TO PEWDIEPIE!!!)

Bhushan Kumar/T-Series (YouTube) Bhushan Kumar's profile

Losses:

Chuck Norris (Meme Edition) (The Real World) Chuck's profile

Swap king(?) Swap king's profile

T-series

Stalemates/inconclusive matches:

Cocomellon

Pyrocynical (The Real World) Pyro's profile (This was True First Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party Pyro and Fuhrer of the Fourth Reich Pewds)