Patrick Not Star

My name is Patrick. Patrick Not Star.


Patrick Not Star is a drifter from the Spongebob series. Unlike Patrick Star, he is unbelievably wise.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Beyond 0

Name: Patrick Not Star

Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants

Gender: Male

Age: Infinity Billion Years Old

Classification: Wise Starfish

Powers and Abilities: Hyper Regeneration, Omniscience, Regen Cloning, Toon Force, Immunity To Mind Control

Attack Potency: Not Star Tier (Every time Patrick says something profound, existence shakes)

Speed: Massively FTL+, (Should be faster than Patrick Star who ran to the sun and back) Less Than An Attosecond Speeds with his unicorn

Lifting Strength: Multi Ocean Class (Lifted the Atlantic and Pacific ocean while doing a strongman competition)

Striking Strength: Class XJ (Split the earth in half during a karate competition, humiliating Sandy who was only able to chop a large cruise ship)

Durability: Starfish level (as long as he keeps on regenerating, durability isn't an issue)

Stamina: Immense(Has lived for infinity billion years and regularly participates in strongman competitions)

Range: All of existence (See Attack Potency)

Standard Equipment: Books, Fairy Dust, Unicorn's Horn, Talcum Powder(for strongman competitions)

Intelligence: Omniscient

Weaknesses: Thinks it's ok to lose as long as you have fun


  • Defeated Patrick and Sandy in a strongman competition
  • Defeated Batgod in a game of chess
  • Karate Chopped Earth
  • Lifted the Atlantic and Pacific ocean

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Profound Language: Patrick speaks wise words of wisdom that shake all of existence
  • Rainbow Karate Chop: Patrick delivers a devastating chop that can cleave Earth, complete with fantasy rainbow effect
  • Unicorn Ride: Patrick conjures a unicorn(that looks like a Fluttershy/Mystery hybrid) and rides at speeds faster than an Attosecond
  • Satyr Charge: Patrick morphs into a Satyr, then gallops towards the foe at blinding speeds, complete with light classical fantasy music
  • Clone Regen: Patrick can regenerate as long as there is existence. Unlike Patrick Star, Patrick Not Star gains a clone every time he regenerates no matter what



Notable Victories:

  • The SpongeBob Verse(excluding joke characters)
  • Dumbledore and Gandalf
  • MLPVerse

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: